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| Author: | JimD [ 31 Oct 10, 21:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Big Brother's Mario, 'looked like a stroke victim' |
As Big Brother rejects Mario and Lisa showed off their new faces, the Wedding House's creative sources appear to be depleted. However, the stars – to use the term very loosely indeed – of the show were former Big Brother housemates Lisa and Mario. The two had become engaged inside the BB house and have spent the two years since having lots of cosmetic surgery and perfecting the art of being loathsome. Mario, looking like a cross between a stroke victim and an ousted member of Wham!, chose to marry Lisa in the company of twenty celebrity lookalikes, the purpose of whom was unclear, but jolly irritating all the same. And did the pair enjoy their nuptials? Well, it was hard to tell whether it was a smile or a frown trying to escape their new faces, but we’ll take those tears rolling down Mario’s cheeks as happy ones and not as a sign of post-operative infection. Metro |
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