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Knock Out


Well, now that there's video evidence of Marcus's heavily-disguised feelings for Noirin, Big Brother thought it was high time that Marcus fessed up. So, just as Marcus was enjoying a bit of a rapport with Noirin, Big Brother summoned him to the Diary Room.

"I was having good fun going through those make-up bits then and you totally spoiled the mood," he said with a huff. "So next time, if I'm talking to Noirin and going through her bits, you're not allowed to contact me," he added.

Big Brother asked Marcus just what he'd found going through Noirin's possessions.

"She's got lots of stuff that's the same – there's four eyebrow pencils in there," he replied. "I think it's just an extension of what she's been banging on about since she's been in here, that she just likes to have things in order and stuff like that. So, if she did lose something then she's got a contingency plan even if that just means having a spare for a spare."

Big Brother soon tired of waiting and decided to cut to the chase. "You said everybody in the House fancies Noirin. Do you fancy Noirin?"

"I don't fancy anyone in the House, but… she is the most pleasing to my eyes and I like the way she goes about her duties and the way she stands up for things," Marcus reeled off, before turning to attributes of a more, ahem, carnal nature.

"I think she's got the best bum. And probably the best knockers – they're quite fine knockers," he reeled off without batting an eyelid. "If I was outside the House I would fancy her."

You don't say!
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Bare-Faced Sree-k

If any of the housemates could be accused of having a bleak outlook on life, it could be Angel. And the poor girl was so convinced she would be evicted, she began to give away all of her possessions.

"Skipping rope," said Angel as she thrust the skipping rope into Charlie's hands.

"…and this is for you – from the most romantic city in the world," Angel said, handing a big sparkly ring to Noirin.

"Why does she think she's going?" Noirin asked looking puzzled.

Angel shyly retreated from the Garden and headed back to the Bedroom where she bumped into Sree. "Are you alright darling?" he asked gently.

"Yes," she replied, "I am just thinking what to give to you."

"You don't need to worry. You won't go anywhere – trust me," Sree said to her.

"Can I give you this?" Angel asked holding out a bracelet.

But Sree was all set to look the gift horse square in the mouth. "What else have you got?" he asked.

Honestly, the cheek of it!
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Freddie’s family to show their support

The family of Shropshire Big Brother housemate Freddie Fisher will be rooting for him once again tonight, as he faces eviction from the show for the third week in a row.

The 24-year-old Market Drayton entrepreneur, who is now legally known as Halfwit, will go head to head with Angel, after being put up for the boot by fellow housemates during live nominations on Wednesday night.

Freddie’s mother, Ann Fisher, was due to travel to London for tonight’s eviction show with his brother Charles. Charles is also due to appear on Big Brother’s Little Brother with some of Freddie’s friends earlier tonight.

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