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It’s Sree Vs Halfwit Tomorrow!

Another week, another set of Big Brother eviction nominations. Ho hum.

Incidentally, does anyone else think that we’re due some fresh blood in the Big Brother house? We’re 29 days into the show already, and the most exciting thing to have happened was when Noirin drew on her own face. This is easily the dullest Big Brother on record, and the best way to liven it up would be to introduce a new housemate. Or a flesh-eating virus. Actually, let’s go with the virus.

Tomorrow will see the Big Brother eviction of either Sree or Halfwit. Let’s take a closer look…

Halfwit - We’ll say one thing for the Big Brother housemates this year. They may not agree on everything. They may not be able to do anything without coming off like a band of clueless dickfaces. In the case of Rodrigo they may not be able to speak out loud ever. But they are determined to get Halfwit out. This is the fourth consecutive week that Halfwit has been nominated for eviction, and it’s probably going to be his fourth consecutive survival. And it’s suddenly become quite enthralling to watch. It’s hard to tell what’s going to break first - the housemates’ gross inability to realise that Halfwit is quite popular with the public, or Halfwit’s psyche. Let’s make this as clear as we absolutely can - we want Halfwit to stay in the Big Brother house. Because that way he’ll be nominated again next week. And then again the week after. And then again the week after that. And then he’ll snap, stab someone in the throat with a pair of kitchen scissors and get lugged off to an institute for the criminally insane for the rest of his life. And isn’t that exactly what Big Brother has been missing all these years?

Sree - It’s a surprise to see that Sree has been nominated for eviction this week. But that’s only because, in a just and fair world, Sree would have been evicted from Big Brother long, long ago. Each year there’s always a housemate who behaves so awfully thanks to their absolute lack of social skills that they end up getting prematurely bullied out of the house. This year that should have been Sree. His treatment of Noirin has bordered on full-on stalking, he’s had inexplicable blow-up after inexplicable blow-up at several of the other housemates and, worst of all, he died his hair orange. Literally orange. What kind of idiot would willingly dye their hair orange, for crying out loud? An untrustworthy idiot, that’s who. Still, there’s no point getting into this too much - Sree is up against Invincible Halfwit and so his eviction is all but guaranteed tomorrow. Tenner says he cries.

Next week - the whole sorry cycle, all over again.

This is what I hate about BB this year. It's gone 10.30am and the C4 website has not changed since 6.45pm yesterday.

C4 say that they are publishing lots of news and video clips to make up for the lack of live streaming - what a load of old shoemakers!

The press are cutting back on BB stories, mainly because there are none worth publishing. As I go through the various papers and magazines I find myself skipping old news, I know it's been mentioned here already, so why keep repeating it. Especially as it's often a couple of days old.

Some journalists seem to thing that the highlights show IS BB this year, so they watch things that happened anything up to 2 days previously, then write it up as 'news' for the following day's paper - meaning something that happened on Sunday is their piece on Wednesday?

BB11 starts in the USA next week. They have live streaming, via Real Player's superpass (which we used to have). A preview has just been published as journalists get to take a look around...
CBS Press Day

They've announced who the HM's will be, well - 12 out of the 13 anyhow. The build up is good - I may just jump ship!

Channel 4

Latest News
(FINALLY: 11am !)

There was plenty of squabbling between the housemates last night including some very unexpected friction. But at least they went to sleep knowing that the fridge will soon be full, as they managed to nail the Taste of Italy Task and earn themselves a luxury shopping budget.

The Task was concluded with Charlie and Kris reeling off a list of footballing clichés to Lisa, who took on the role of a hardened journo. But before Big Brother revealed the housemates' success, attention turned towards the upcoming eviction between Halfwit and Sree.

Opinion certainly seemed to be divided in the House. Dogface, Karly and Siavash all stated that they hope Sree stays, with Halfwit receiving a major earful from Karly over his recent behaviour with the blonde lass claiming that he is two faced. The potential evictee later told Big Brother that he "has seen the bad side of Karly".

Marcus and Noirin soon waded in to tell Halfwit that they hope he survives the axe on Friday night, which is not surprising given their recent rucks with Sree.

However, a genuine jaw-dropper did take place when Rodrigo verbally lashed out at Charlie after a food fight went a bit too far for his liking. At least there'll be plenty more ammo for those kind of food throwing shenanigans given their success in the latest Task.

Shropshire Star

Probe into Big Brother dyslexia jibes

Big Brother chiefs are investigating complaints Freddie Fisher’s eviction rival Sree Desari has been poking fun at the Market Drayton housemate’s dyslexia.

Tensions between the pair have been rising as they prepare to go head-to-head in a public phone vote tomorrow to see which of them will be booted out of the house.

Fans of the show complained after seeing 25-year-old Sree mocking “Halfwit” with the words: “You’re a dyslexic student from Oxford – what’s 15 times 15?”

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What kind of person complains in that fashion? Yes, Sree's behaviour is disgraceful, but just vote to evict him FFS, don't go whining to C4 expecting them to do something about it!

The Ofcom crowd has damaged BB more than anything. Thanks to them, for instance, housemates aren't allowed to get totally bladdered like in the days of BB3 and at the first sign of any conflict, BB steps in and disallows the HMs from sorting it out themselves.

Channel 4

Morning Mood

Most people like to kick the morning off with a coffee or bowl of cereal and gently ease themselves into the day. But not for Marcus and Noirin. No, they like to start the morning with a good old-fashioned bitch about Sree.

Complaining about the previous night, a moody Marcus was having a good old moan about his love rival. "Sree made me angry game planning into the night," responded Marcus, after Noirin asked him if he'd slept well..

"Who with?" asked Noirin inquisitively.

"Lisa," replied Marcus, "they were talking about you. They were saying you use him."

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^^^ They couldnt eveb get that right. The three bitching in the bedroom last night where Lisa Sree and Karly.

Why are Siavash and Noirin now wanting Halfwit gone ? Can they not see they are next on the hit list by Lisa. As said above we just cant make sense of whats going on as we cant see it live and as for their web site lives to short to try get that place to tell you any info.

So Rodders temper has aired itself again, so will we see it or will it be cut out like his tantrum over his blanket the other week. But it dosent surprise me that another of Charlies fun japes where someone must suffer for him to have fun caused it.

As for Kris, taking on board what has been said in this thread, yeah, its hard to beleive he can be live on telly and be like that to someone and not think "oh wait a sex that wont look good" especialy when the person obviously is liked by the public who keep saving him. His relationship with Sophe is farcical

Saivash is playing both sides to keep himself save and Karly needs to stop running her mouth at Freddie and start to observe the bullying her best friends in the house are implementing against him.

About time too, I also await the Probe into the piss being taken out of Freddie's accent. If it were done to Sree, Karly or Noirin we would have a riot on our hands.

Karly's mum complained that BB added sub-titles to part of her diary room bit once. They explained that it was because she was speaking quietly, not that nobody could understand her.

Obviously, previous race issues have prevented anyone from having a go at Sree so far - although I can imagine something slipping if tempers flare.

Channel 4

She Said, Sree Said

There may be stuff going on below the waterline, but on the surface Sree is pretty happy-go-lucky. And so he was with Noirin as he joined her in the Bedroom. What he didn't know was that Noirin was steaming mad after Marcus told her Sree had been gossiping about her. All Sree wanted to do was borrow some sunglasses…

"I just heard something you said about me last night," snapped Noirin as Sree pestered her for the sunglasses.

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At the risk of sounding like a broken record - C4's website is terrible again today. Several stories using video, but the pages are broken so there's no point linking them in. Usually the re-do the page with a different web address, which means the link is broken anyway.

Imagine you were the boss of the company and your website people were messing things up like this - P45's all round?

The Sun

What are Kris and Sophie up to

HAVE lovebirds Sophie Reade and Kris Donnelly finally gone all the way?

Cameras caught the couple fumbling under the duvet in the early hours while the other housemates slept.

Shuffling and whispering continued for about three minutes and microphones even picked some low groans.

The situation was soon explained away by the pair as nothing more than an innocent muscle spasm.

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TV Scoop

Big Brother: is anybody there?

I have a terrible confession to make.

The other night I watched Big Brother.

Yes, it seems like a terrible admission but it was late and there was nothing enticing on the BBC Channels and Five didn't seem to be showing any of those 'When Sharks Attack....Cops With Cameras' type shows, so it seemed like the logical thing to do at the time.

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