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And she got paid how much for that interview...? Cashing in on the moment.

I thought that was a horrible thing he said about Hira, to reduce her kind nature into a sexual innuendo is despicable.

Marcus also made sexist comments about any new females that might be sent into the house.
"If they send in three girls" he said to a pocket- billiard playing Siavash. "They should put each of our names on them, then we could each take our one away and have sex with them"
Not a word said about was there there? Imagine if any of the females in the house made the same comment...

Task: Alice In Wonderland

Housemates are going through the looking glass for this week's Task, as they take on the characters from Lewis Caroll's famous story.

One housemate has been called to the Diary Room to collect a laminate to read to the group. The laminate lists the following roles, which the housemates must assign to themselves:

Alice
Queen Of Hearts
Knave Of Hearts
The White Rabbit
The Cheshire Cat
Playing Cards x 4
Mad Hatter

Housemates will have the following Tasks to do:

Alice
On Day One of the Task, Alice will be called to the Diary Room where there will be a bottle saying “DRINK ME”. She must drink the contents then go through to the Small Task Room where everything will be disproportionately large, including a huge cup cake, which will have a label saying “EAT ME”. She must then eat the cake, using only her mouth, until she reaches a key, which she must use to get back into the Diary Room. Once back in the Diary Room, everything will have “shrunk”, including the Diary Room chair. Big Brother will tell Alice that, in order to leave the Diary Room, she must produce real tears. To help her do this, Big Brother will recite sad stories, such as The Little Match Girl and Bambi, to a background of sad music like Adagio for Strings.

Queen Of Hearts & Knave Of Hearts
On Day Two, the Queen and Knave of Hearts will be told that they must bake and present Big Brother with a selection of tarts, which the Playing Cards must eat. These tarts will all contain unusual and disgusting tart fillings.

Cheshire Cat
The Cheshire Cat is famed for his very broad grin. For the duration of the Task, whenever a music track with 'smile' in the title is played into the House, the Cheshire Cat must sit on their tree, behind a magnifying glass, and hold a cheery grin for the duration of the song. If the Cheshire Cat fails to smile like he means it, he will fail his part of the Task. However, if the Cat stands and smiles when a song NOT related to smiling is played, he will also incur a fail.

White Rabbit
The White Rabbit is obsessed with being on time; he has a pocket watch which, in order to keep the right time, must be wound up every hour. Throughout the two days, Big Brother will tell the White Rabbit the time of their next appointment, when they should be at the rabbit hutch in the Garden. The White Rabbit must ensure that their pocket watch is consistently wound up so that they meet their appointments. The White Rabbit may be up to five minutes early for each appointment, but never late.

Playing Cards
4 Housemates will become playing cards; they must eat all of the tasty tarts made by the Queen and Knave.

Mad Hatter
The Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland was forever enjoying afternoon tea. The Mad Hatter Housemate must become a tea tasting expert and must learn to identify 25 different teas. On the second day of the Task, they will be tested on their newly-gained knowledge of tea.

Day Two of the Task will culminate with a tea party in the large Task Room, complete with booze in tea pots, fingers sandwiches and a selection of cakes.

Let the wonderment begin...

Curiouser and Curiouser

A new Shopping Task has arrived...
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How do you know she has a kind nature? Do you have ESP ?

"I think I'm allergic"


As the housemates got ready for today's Task, Bea and Siavash took some time out for a quick chat at the bus stop about how things might go. Unusually for Bea, she wasn't filled with the positivity she claims to overflow with.

"I can see it all kicking off today," she announced matter-of-factly, before alluding to Lisa and David. "It's them that don't like me you know."

"I say, keep everything cool," advised Siavash. But you know that gem fell on deaf ears.

"I have a feeling I'll be up," said Bea, unconcerned.

"You'll be surprised," said Siavash, who refused to nominate yesterday.

Bea looked a bit confused at this, but it didn't put her off her stride when it came to her double nemesis.

"I don't see me and David and Lisa being friends anytime soon," she said. "I have **** all in common with either of them. I find them dull and boring. All they do is talk about how **** the food is. And watching him suck up to people... God, I think I'm allergic! I have no allergies, but I'm allergic to Dave!"
Bea let out a weird, maniacal laugh at this. Siavash continued with his bowl of cereal.

"He hasn't done anything to **** me off," he said, trying his best to stay out of it.
"You've got eyes!" added Bea, pointedly. After laying into David about food for another few minutes, Bea folded her arms.

"I would rather sit in the rain and eat carrots than hang out with Lisa and David.

That could be arranged, Task or no Task.

Evidence, my dear Stinky. That is how I know.
Any time I have seen the she is sweetness and light. Don't need ESP when the evidence is before my eyes.

She's a FAKE! Nobody is that sweet and nice.

You should know that Bunny.

Well that so called sweet and shy friendly gal nearly killed Kenny in her rush to the DR on day one and just because she declines to get involved in anything does not make her an angel, just makes her dull dull dull.

Oy Mads, I'm lovely I am and anyone who says I'm not gets marmalized, right?

He should be used to that feeling by now.