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Siavash threatens to quit house

SIAVASH has threatened to quit the Big Brother house after the arrival of Isaac Stout.

The introduction of Isaac, Noirin's ex-boyfriend, has effectively ended Siavash's chances of a relationship with the Irish stunner.

Sitting in the garden, Siavash said, "If I walk out now, I won't have to suffer."

Freddie tried to help Siavash see the brighter side of things, saying, "Stick around. This is going to be fun!" But Siavash still didn't look convinced.

However, the Iranian did find an unlikely ally in Marcus, who said, "He seems like an alright guy."

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Breach Of Human Rights

Big Brother 10's Siavash says Noirin’s ex-boyfriend entering the house "must be against human rights".

The spurned Iranian housemate was left devastated last night (29.07.09) as muscleman Issac Stout entered the ‘Big Brother’ house and immediately got close to ex-girlfriend Noirin.

Siavash has been reeling from the Irish beauty’s rejection all week after she told him she didn’t want a relationship.

He said to Marcus - who also had his advances rejected by Noirin - that putting American Issac into the house: "Must be against human rights."

Marcus offered his support, telling him he "might have a case for severe mental stress".

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Now watch the moment Isaac entered the Big Brother house

This clip never gets any less cringe-worthy, no matter how many times you watch it. Last night, under the guise of a Scottish (with the worst fake accent we've EVER heard, by the way) fish and chip delivery man, Isaac Stout entered the Big Brother house. Noirin's scream when she recognised him is brilliant, as is the fact that Rodrigo seems more interested in the arrival of a bottle of wine than a new man. As reality dawns on Siavash, you can see the range of emotions pass over his face. First incredulity, then amusement, then awkwardness, then despair... It makes our toes curl in sympathy, and you're a hard person if you don't feel just the teeniest bit sorry for him

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Marcus offering Noirin friendship and loyalty!? ..ooh my aching sides

Marcus has back stabbed Noirin at every opportunity - even Tom remarked on it (when Tom was in the jail and Marcus was chatting to him, trying to turn him off Noirin... as is his wont when he thinks any guy might show an interest in Noirin) ...Tom said 'how can you say you are Noirin's friend when all you've done is slate her to me, and if she's as bad as you say she is, why are you her friend?'

With friends like Marcus, who needs enemies.

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Siavash and Noirin have just had a MASSIVE argument!

We've been waiting for the poo to hit the fan all day, and when it happened...boy, did it hit hard.

Noirin finally plucked up the courage to approach Siavash for "a chat" this afternoon, but if she was hoping for an easy ride then she was mistaken. "There's nothing to talk about Noirin," spat Siavash. "It's all good. You don't owe me nothing, it's all good. I don't know what you can say."

At this stage, Noirin was still in begging mode, saying back, "Can I say I never wanted this to happen? Can I say that I think you're a really cool guy?"

Siavash was quiet for a moment before replying, "What has happened has happened. No grudges. This is three times now, Noirin. Three times you've f***ed me over. Good luck. There's not much to be said!" Starting to get a bit pissed off now,

Noirin hit back, saying, "I did say we were having fun and we were just friends. I'm sorry I've upset you."

Siavash, however, was well into his stride by this time, telling her, "I'm quite sure if we were to be friends, somewhere down the line you would do something like this again. We had a laugh and it didn't mean f*** all, so it's all good."

When Noirin then asked him what he would do in her position, he replied that he'd leave, and that really wound her up.

"So you think I should leave?!" she demanded. "What did you honestly expect me to do? Ignore the guy I've been with for the past three years?"

Siavash then told her he felt like "part of her storyline" and that it was a crap way to feel.

Now furious, Noirin ranted, "Everyone here knows who was the one chasing me, so don't f***ing act like I'm the one. You're making out that I should leave because everyone hates me!"

Siavash merely shrugged and told her calmly, "Noirin, what people think of you has got nothing to do with me." This is getting nasty...

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Big Brother's back on form

Big Brother, we are told, has got its lowest viewing figures of all time. No one's watching. More people are watching repeats of Boon on Men & Motors, probably. Or Live Bingo.

If Big Brother was a dog, it would be on its final woof and whimper after a very long illness, and anyone with an ounce of decency would be putting it out of its misery. And Davina too, while we're at it. When even Heat doesn't give a toss any more, it's probably for the best.

Except for one thing. I'm watching, and this year's Big Brother is actually really, really good. No, seriously.

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So with another month to go, I am once again caught in Big Brother's grip. If you've never watched it, good for you – no doubt you've employed those hours far more productively than me. But if you were a fan of vintage BB and have written it off in recent years, you really are missing out on the best series in ages.

What is that Siavash on about!?
He told Noirin the other night...'that's it Noirin, the last hug, I've given up too much for just hugs' Noirin said 'OK' - now that led me to believe that Siavash was putting an end to their short fling.

And now it seems, he's acting like they were a committed couple in it for the long haul. On last night's high lights show Siavash was flirting away with Bea too.

And Noirin has, of course, been SUCH a good friend to Marcus, hasn't she?

Kick em all out! Princess Pricktease, Beatch, Snoreavash - all of em are boring, unpleasant people.

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Kiss and Tell

It was a close call for Big Brother earlier. Big Brother was almost on the verge of blushing after watching Isaac and Noirin chew each others faces off in the Bedroom. Fortunately, having to decide what they wanted on the Shopping List distracted them for just long enough for Big Brother to look away…

"Here's what I'm thinking," said Isaac decisively. "We've got ten bucks between us right? You get whatever food you want – I don't give a ****, I'll eat dog food, I don't care, we'll get one token for your hair straighteners and one token for alcohol. Okay?" he added.

"Deal," agreed Noirin.

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(Jet Ski...?)

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Way Out Westwood

For those of you that have read David's biography, you will know that he has sworn he will never fall in love again. But Big Brother suspects David might be telling porkies and that he has two very significant loves in his life. David, Isaac and Noirin were in the Garden discussing how lucky they were to be chosen for the show when David's revelations came one after the other.

"This show's my life and to be part of it is ******* amazing," said David with his hand on his hip.

"It's absolutely a learning experience and something you'll talk about forever," agreed Isaac.

"You see that eye," said David, pointing at one of the images in the Garden, "I'm having that tattooed on my backside."

"Oh my goodness," exclaimed Isaac with a look that suggested shock at where the tattoo was going.

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You're History!

Poor Noirin. With such a tenuous grasp of the situation she's found herself in, she looked like she honestly thought it would all be fine with Siavash. Possibly, inside Noirin's head, she was watching a film about how it would all turn out. And in her version, everyone hugged and said 'I love you' to each other. Reality, however, was not quite as rosy…

"There's nothing to talk about Noirin – it's all good. You don't owe me nothing, it's all good. I don't know what you can say," Siavash said to Noirin as she tried to explain herself.

"Can I say I never wanted this to happen?" asked Noirin. "Can I say that I think you're a really cool guy?" she added

"What has happened has happened. No grudges," said Siavash quietly. "This is three times now Noirin. Three times you've ****** me over. Good luck. There's not much to be said," he added.

"I did say we were having fun and we were just friends," said Noirin. "I'm sorry I've upset you."

"I'm quite sure if we were to be friends, somewhere down the line you would do something like this again," Siavash continued. "We had a laugh and it didn't mean **** all, so it's all good."

"What would you do if you were in my position?" Noirin asked quietly.

"I would leave," replied Siavash.

"So you think I should leave," asked a shocked Noirin.

"Yeah. You're not doing yourself any favours," said Siavash sulkily.

"What did you honestly expect me to do – ignore the guy I've been with for the past three years?" asked Noirin getting a bit angry.

And then Siavash raised the stakes. "I kind of feel that I was part of your storyline," said Siavash, "and it's not a good feeling Noirin."

Noirin was flushed with rage. "Everyone knows here who was the one chasing me, so don't ******* act like I'm the one," she spat at him. "You're making out that I should leave because everyone hates me."

"Noirin, what people think of you has got nothing to do with me," replied Siavash coolly.
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Why all the anger aimed at Noirin? Siavash should man up and face Nirins' fella and tell him he is not in the pitchre because him and Noirin have fallen in love and plan a BB wedding covered by OK mag early December. Oh I forgot he could not say that because the loon is living a fantasy BB romance.
. "I kind of feel that I was part of your storyline," said Siavash, "and it's not a good feeling Noirin."
Marcus's words coming from the lying cheats mouth.

Noirin was flushed with rage. "Everyone knows here who was the one chasing me, so don't ******* act like I'm the one," she spat at him. "You're making out that I should leave because everyone hates me."
They hate you because you're hot Noirin and taking their camera time,

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Down, Not Out

A while back, Marcus was like a wounded animal. His rejection by Noirin made him retreat to his own world. And now, it's Siavash's turn, he too rejected by Noirin. Unable to spend a night in the same room as them, Siavash slept in the Lounge and during a visit to the Diary Room, Siavash let his mask slip a little.

He'd already told Big Brother that he was giving the appearance of not caring, so Big Brother asked him how he really felt.

"Obviously not very nice. It's *******, you know, you can't just switch overnight and say you don't give a ****, or you don't give a ****," sighed Siavash. "If you act like you care, you look like a ****. I'm trying to do the whole 'I don't care' and have a laugh, but it's so hard," he added, looking down.

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