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Good morning.

Tis midweek, there are storms lurking (especially for Thursday/Friday), will BB want to ply them all stupid with more of the devils water?

Calrissian:

Why do they have cornettos on their heads ?

Ah well, they are off to bed again so unless I can be bothered to read the BB web site news (which I bever can be assed to do) I wont know till HLs show whats going on.

Ah well its the best reality TV live feed day of the week wednesdays .. PMQs .. best laugh of the week IMO





Ok I went to C4 web site and wasted 20 mins tying to find in the news list what the task is... i gave up and just followed Mads links instead. The C4 web site is just dire ****

00.39 marcus and Siavash are staying awake to support Dogface and Sree in their 24/7 task. Alas Kris Charlie and Lisa dont feel the same and are fast asleep,, well after they did some weird football chant roam of the house 20 mins ago.

00.40. Rodders the wall paper is also awake chatting to Sophis in the garden.

I think Noirin, Marcus, Freddie and Shavash are this years best housemates. The others are just in there to make up the numbers of the juvinile zeleb mob.

C4 Video

Royal correspondent Jennie delivers the news...

Jennie Bond with a report from outside the house.
(personal opinion is that this is the standard of BB this year, rubbish editing and content)

Watch The Video

Channel 4

Latest news
(C4's standard headline for the overnight catch-up stuff they want us to know about)

This week's nominees were revealed last night and a nonchalant Halfwit and a gob-smacked Sree discovered that they are facing the public vote.

After the revelations, Marcus and Halfwit discussed Sree, saying that he thinks he is superior, but that they can see through him. The pair agreed that Sree irritated them, that he talks about respect and listening to others, but never listens to anything anyone says.

The Italy Task continued on through the evening and Lisa, who has taken the role of the football Journalist, went to the Diary Room to take a test in which she predicted the outcome of a series of Italy matches.

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Channel 4

In Their Dreams

The housemates are up and raring to go for the second half of the Italian Task. OK, well they're up, anyway. This morning over a vigorous tooth-brushing, Halfwit and Karly gave us a glimpse into their subconscious.

Halfwit was waxing lyrical about an interesting night's sleep.

"Every time I go back to sleep, my dream will pick up where I left off, but with a different twist," he said, foaming at the mouth.

"Every time I dream in here it's only ever about the people in here - it's weird," replied Karly. "It depends what you think about that day sometimes," she added insightfully.

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C4 Video

No rest for the wicked in a heavy outfit...

Siavash complaining that his latest outfit weighs about 30 kilos. Sree asking how many changes he's made now.

Watch The Video

(This one is a MUST for all the insomniacs - don't count sheep, watch this clip instead...)

Channel 4

You're Aggravating

This morning Halfwit and Charlie were talking about the Big Brother experience in the Garden - in a quiet chat that soon turned into a full-blown row between Halfwit and Lisa.

"There are elements of this that are just nasty," mused Halfwit.

Charlie looked confused. "I don't see nastiness from the people in here. No one doesn't like you."

"I don't think Lisa likes me," said Halfwit, just as Lisa approached.


"I don't think you like me, Freddie," she said pointedly.

"I dislike you scheming against me and bitching behind my back," said Halfwit.

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More Pictures
Here's the Video!

(Sigh! If only we were able to watch half of this stuff when it happens, not a day and a half later, IF they include it in the 'highlights'...!)

The Sun

Sree does the dirty on Noirin

AFTER sucking up to Irish beauty Noirin at every opportunity (as usual), Sree went into the Diary Room and nominated her for eviction.

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The Sun

BB tasks are fantastico

THE two-day tasks for the Big Brother housemates this week will have an Italian shopping theme.

Sree and Dogface are to run a 24-hour 'Gelato' stand, with Big Brother placing orders via the ice-cream phone, which will play O Sole Mio.

Halfwit, Karly and Rodrigo must recreate the famous Three Tenors' version of Puccini's Nessun Dorma.

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Daily Star

ANGEL WANTS A SEX CHANGE!

MASCULINE Big Brother evictee Angel is planning to have a sex change!

The Russian-born boxer wants to become a man and has consulted gender realignment specialists in London.

The 36-year-old’s adoptive father, Clinton McKenzie, claims Angel decided on the operation so she can fight men.

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Daily Star

MARCUS FINDS 'RELIEF' IN THE BATHROOM!

LONG-haired perv Marcus plans relieve his sexual tension in the communal bathroom!

Marcus is finding living with beauties like Sophie and Noirin very hard, and discussed the best place to ease his troubled trousers away from the cameras.

The Wolverine-obsessive suggested they should use the shared toilet, but Siavash was convinced someone would walk in and interrupt them.

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The Sun

Is Lisa Losing Her Touch?

UNTOUCHABLE leader Lisa got a couple of nominations this week, with Freddie and Marcus both ranting to Big Brother about her scheming ways.
Marcus said of her: "I don't like people influencing people in a negative way, so there's disharmony in the household.

"Political scheming," he added, "just makes me uneasy."

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Daily Star

SOPHIE AND SREE FAIL LATEST TASK

BB Beauty Sophie fears the housemates have already failed the gelato stand part of their ‘Italia90’ task.

The busty Big Brother housemate was worried she and Sree got an order wrong while manning the 24-hour ice cream stand this morning.

Sree had been sleeping, but dozily took an order from Big Brother on the phone at 2am, although as soon as he put the receiver down he couldn’t remember what it was.

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The Sun

Noirin: It's hard being so pretty

IT can be a tough life being pretty, at least according to Noirin Kelly.
The Irish retail manager complained to Marcus Akin that being good looking came at a price.

"I feel like sometimes people always feel the need to do things for me... all my life I've always done things for myself."

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The article goes on to quote Marcus

Carpenter Marcus, 35, explained he could empathise with her saying he was always being asked to DIY thanks to his impressive handyman skills.

"It's like I'm a living tool," he said.