Channel 4
Roll Up, Roll Up!
Some of the housemates are just too good looking. Take Kris and Noirin for example – all long hair and dark eyes. It's just not fair! Big Brother obviously thinks so too, because otherwise, why would Big Brother have them dress up in absolutely ridiculous outfits for the Shopping Task?
"Ha ha ha, that's brilliant," laughed Kris loudly as Siavash pulled a leopardskin leotard out of his dressing up box. But his humour was short-lived as he pulled a slinky black leotard out of his own box. "Oh my god," was all he could manage to say.
"This is ridiculous," shouted Siavash, "your ***** will actually hang out. This is a bikini for a woman!"
"Oh god, this is showing," said Kris looking down at himself.
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