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Anyone else see the mighty glorious moon this evening? What a sight, and it could be a sign!

Live feed starts 0.50am E4

A rather late start again, so there seems little chance of seeing the cloaked Hira

However, there will surely be Marcus in an uncovered duvet, Freddie and Bea social smoking, and maybe Charlie/Rodrigo playing together like 5 year olds

What more do you need for a nights viewing?
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Calrissian: time for a quick hour in the tank before the feed!

Isnt a party planned for tonight? mind you that will of finished hours ago.

Maybe there was another barney. David punked round two.

I must say I will be glad when this dross is all over and these contemtable wannabie wierdos are back on the dole.

just the usuals awake. Bea Fred and Marcus

Of course no Hira to be seen even in bed.

I sense a little big of moon-madness in Marcus this night.

At least a few of them are awake!

Calrissian:

omg, Marcus DOES have the moon madness this night.

Quite incredible viewing..

Calrissian:

Marcus is still in the pool then .. thats over 5 hours now isnt it ?


and just as I type that he gets out

The show opens with bea and Freddie at the bus stop and Marcus in the pool with the only things brave enough to get in the pool with him, the Chess pieces.
Bea and Freddie talk about the task and say they had a lovely evening and that they had enjoyed all the speeches. Bea comments that Hira is really coming out of her shell,[How dare she] Freddie agrees with her.
All the other housemates are asleep.
Bea tell Marcus, who is acting like that 15-year-old boy again in the pool, that he sounds like Peggy Mitchell - a not funny banter starts between them.
Bea says she is going to bed - she passes by the table where there is lots of yummy cakes left on the table after the party. She picks up several bags of the tea from Sophie's task, Freddie joins her and she asks him if he thought it okay if she took them. Freddie says that maybe if she did take them BB might punish them by doing something to their food order.
Anyway the spineless word was used and they decided Bea would take the chance with the tea bags.
Once again we see Bea and Freddie cuddle up like a couple.
False Romance Alert!!

Cigarettes and Cereal

Big Brother is a little bit worried that Bea and Lisa might be ill. As soon as they got up this morning they had a bit of a row over trading cigarettes for cereal. Then, half an hour later, they were in the Garden talking about it like two grown ups - honestly! - no raised voices or anything...

"Listen," said Lisa to Bea as she joined her in the Garden, "when you gave me the tobacco, I know you gave it to me out of the kindness of your heart... ...and then you said you were disgusted with me [for not sharing my cereal]."

"I didn't say I was disgusted, I said I was shocked," replied Bea calmly.

"If you want my Frosties you can have them," said Lisa equally as calmly.

Big Brother was just waiting for it to explode...

"As it would have happened," said Bea, "I wouldn't have asked you for the tobacco back because you needed some tobacco, so it was more about support for me," she added implying that the tobacco donation was as a trade-off.

"I didn't think I was snatching the Frosties off you and being selfish," explained Lisa, referring to the incident earlier when she told Bea that she couldn't share her Frosties as they were the only cereal she could eat, "because I'm not a selfish person. I was really grateful when you gave me the tobacco."

"I know you were. Maybe it was wrong to bring that up," admitted Bea. "It was more about the principle," she added, "remember when I said to you 'don't forget about me in my hour of need'?"

"So, are we okay then?" Lisa asked.

"We're fine yeah," replied Bea.

See what Big Brother means? All this rationality is a just a wee bit spooky...
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Dazed and Confused

As it's been quite a few weeks since the housemates had anything other than a basic budget, having a luxury one (after passing the Task) has thrown them into confusion. Biscuits? Cigarettes? Wine gums? What on earth should they choose?

"Don't worry about bread, don't worry about eggs, don't worry about milk, we're all gonna get one of them. So how many other things do you want, you know custard creams, cookies?" Marcus asked Rodrigo as a few of the housemates discussed the Shopping List.

"Two cookies, two custard creams, two orange squash?" asked Rodrigo timidly, adding that he'd probably like some orange juice too. So, Marcus suggested that there should be communal orange juice which didn't go down too well with Siavash

"If we're doing orange juice, let's get ten bottles and give every person a bottle," suggested Siavash, "because trust me, within a day it will be gone."

And then Halfwit got stuck in. "I don't think that's a priority for the communal stuff, we could put that at the end after luxury stuff as a 'second wave' of communal stuff," he suggested. "How about we do all the breakfast, dinner and tea stuff first, then do tobacco, hair extensions and sweets for individuals and then, with the money we've got left over we do communal luxuries like orange juice, biscuits and wine gums for everyone?" he added.

"Can I say one thing please?" asked Rodrigo, prompting the room to fall silent.

"Don't buy the mystery prize," he said.

"I think we should definitely get a mystery prize," said Siavash immediately.

"Yeah, it might be a reply from the Queen," said Marcus.

You never know Rodrigo, Her Maj might have scribbled you a quick note!
Ch4

Room To Let

Big Brother is rarely surprised by housemates, because Big Brother has seen it all, heard it all and, frankly, knows it all. But once in a while Big Brother's jaw drops to the floor in shock at what Big Brother hears, and a conversation between Bea and Marcus was one of those occasions.

Marcus and Bea were talking and laughing about Marcus's tendency to wash himself with a scouring pad...

"Shall I wash your face with a scouring pad Bea," asked Marcus with a grin.

"No thank you," said Bea through a mouthful of pasta.

"Go on, I could make it well clean," said Marcus excitedly.

"You're a ****** weirdo Marcus," said Bea as she chomped through her lunch.

"Marcus," Bea asked between mouthfuls, "Can I come and live with you in London?"

Big Brother will allow you time to let this sink in a bit...

"I thought you loved Bristol," replied Marcus trying to stay cool, but then started the old blabber. "You could stay in my spare room if you like, but when I get out I will probably be doing renovations, so for the next two or three years it will be a bit of a mess," he explained.

"I'm a bit of a mess, so I'll probably fit in quite nicely," replied Bea with a smile. "Are you messy," she asked.

"No, not at all, but I do have loads of **** all over the place," Marcus replied.

Roomies? We didn't see that one coming...
Ch4

Panic!





It has been said that man can survive weeks without food, and only a week without water. But a few of the housemates were only concerned with what they felt they couldn't survive the night without - tobacco.

"Where's the tobacco?" asked Lisa as she piled into the Store Room.

"This is what it looks like!" gasped Hira as she stared for the first time at a Store Room filled by a luxury budget.

"Here's your extensions," Hira added as she handed them to Dogface, who looked a bit nonplussed. "How the hell do you put these in?" she asked.

"You know what, we've got no tobacco," cried Lisa, "is it behind the pop?" she asked.

"Has somebody taken the tobacco out?" asked Bea sounding as frantic as Lisa.

"I need the tobacco, I ain't got none. They might have forgot to put it on," said Lisa getting a bit panicky.

"We wrote it down," said a determined voice.

Siavash, however, was more concerned with nutrition. "Is there any more jelly babies in there?" he asked hopefully.

Lisa had clearly had enough searching for the tobacco and was taking further. "I'll go and see Big Brother as the tobacco is not there," she said determinedly.

But it was bad news - Big Brother was unable to get their precious tobacco and it would arrive tomorrow.

How will they ever survive?
Ch4