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Day'78: Queen Bea's last full day
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Author:  Calrissian [ 20 Aug 09, 0:42 ]
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Awwww, baring a shock...Bea has one last full day in the house. Out of the 5 newbies, shes arguably been the most fascinating to watch.

Calrissian: polishing his pitchfork :)

Author:  Stinky [ 20 Aug 09, 1:05 ]
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Who else thinks a can of cider is worth the cost of having to pull Marcuss ingrowing hairs :puke:

Bea must be desperate.

I predict Charlie will throw Bea in the pool by the end of the night and it will end in tears an I was only joking.

Author:  Calrissian [ 20 Aug 09, 1:08 ]
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:puke: indeed, that is pretty vile.

For a moment, I thought Marcus was going to request Bea have a 10min lesbian session with Sophie for the cider.
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Calrissian: if only :oops:

Author:  Stinky [ 20 Aug 09, 1:12 ]
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::lol::

Dumb and infinitely dumber in the kitchen. Its like listening to a convo between kids from the remedial class. I get the distinct impression Davo wasn’t let loose with non blunted scissors Till he was way past 20 and still isn’t allowed glue privileges

I can`t stand the. "Havent we done well, we have kept it real" chats, blah blah its up to the publice now while sucking on their fags , I`v enjoyed it and Ive been me SHUT UP SHUT UP Image ::lol::

Now they are discussing the selection process, because thats in no way breaking the rules is it.

This is torture :zzz:

Author:  Calrissian [ 20 Aug 09, 2:35 ]
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Indeed...to think they have to pass 'tests' to get to the final selection stage.

'tests'.

Q. What skin colour is Stevie Wonder?
Q. Did Man ever go to the Moon?
Q. What is responsible for the breakdown in the community*
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Calrissian: :zzz:

*answer: 'the internet' (according to Bea)

Author:  Madeline [ 20 Aug 09, 13:35 ]
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Latest News

The House of Horrors Task drew to a close last night, and Bea and David had a falling out.

In the Task David failed to correctly identify Marcus' mummy in a line up and the group incurred one fail. But, as the housemates successfully passed all the other challenges in the Task, Big Brother announced that they had passed the overall Task and would receive a luxury shopping budget of £5 per head per day. Don't spend it all at once!

David and Lisa chatted in the Garden, saying they still didn't like Bea, and Lisa told David that she'll be gutted if he goes on Friday.

Later, Bea and David talked about the possibility of being evicted on Friday and Bea said that she remembered David saying he'd be upset if he was booed. David denied saying that, saying that he wasn't at all bothered about being booed. A row followed between the two of them, with Bea refusing to let it go and Lisa getting involved. Lisa and David then had a griping session about Bea.

Siavash told Bea he thought she was going home this Friday. Sophie disagreed and promised that if Bea stayed on Friday, she'd never nominate Bea again.

Rodrigo said that everyone was getting on well apart from Bea and David. The quiet before yet another storm?

A little later Marcus and Bea chatted about how Bea interacts with David, and Bea asked Marcus if he thought she was going home on Friday. Somewhat unusually for the Irrepressible Dark Horse, he said he didn't know and didn't have a gut feeling about whether he will stay or not either. Bea told him that she was sure he would stay until the final.

David and Lisa had a heart-to-heart and chatted about the possibility of David going on Friday. David told Lisa that he had been thinking about home and was pining for his loved ones.

Bea, David or Marcus? We'll know tomorrow...
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Author:  Madeline [ 20 Aug 09, 13:56 ]
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Siavash told Bea he thought she was going home this Friday. Sophie disagreed and promised that if Bea stayed on Friday, she'd never nominate Bea again.
Sophie seems to have remained in Marcus's, team she must want to win very badly. :oops:

Author:  Madeline [ 20 Aug 09, 14:18 ]
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I'm a Dream Machine


There must be something in the water in the Big Brother House. Either that or David's been scarfing whole wheels of cheese before bedtime. Something's gotta be behind the lad's odd night stirrings.

As David and Lisa welcomed the day in with a morning cuppa and a smoke in the Garden, David revealed that last night's sleep was anything but peaceful.

"Did you have a good sleep?" Lisa asked him.

"No I had weird dreams," he said.

"I were galloping through my town on this big massive stallion horse," he began. "Then it wouldn't let me get on. And then I was on a fairground ride, it were weird."

As David looked lost in thought Bea joined the pair.

"I had right weird dreams last night. I'm a dream machine," he told her, speeding up excitedly. "First I were on this horse and I were galloping through my streets at home. Then I got off it and it wouldn't let me back on. Then I went into this pub to see if they'd give me a glass of water and they wouldn't. And then I was on this fairground ride and it was like a crane and you put a pound in and it went up. It were right weird."

What could that all mean?

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Author:  Madeline [ 20 Aug 09, 14:20 ]
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What's Lisa got down her shorts..?
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Author:  Madeline [ 20 Aug 09, 14:24 ]
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Dropped


"It were difficult for me last night," said David this morning as he settled in for a heart-to-heart with Big Brother. Still reeling from his set-to with Bea last night, when she told him she heard his name being called out over the Garden wall, David was in a reflective mood in the Diary Room. It seems his hot and cold relationship with Bea has definitely cooled to arctic temperatures now.

"It got heated and she doesn't leave things alone," he explained. "Especially when she's had a drink. It felt like she wanted it to hurt. It's upsetting. But I've woken up in a better mood today."

Never the shrinking violet when it comes to finding out gossip, Big Brother wanted to know more. "David, you said Bea wanted you to feel like 'crap'. Can you explain?"

"It was when she said she heard my name over the wall," he began. "She just wouldn't let it go. I thought she was trying to make me feel like crap. She was trying to put words in my mouth - I'm a strong cookie, I don't care if people have an opinion about me. But when someone's just going on and on and on, it's hard to deal with. We're not getting on anymore. We're saying hello and that's it. She said 'I want to be your friend' and I said, 'You've got a funny way of showing it'. And she said, 'What? Cos i nominated you?' It wasn't the nomination really. I feel like she's used me as an emotional punchbag. That's what's hurt me."

David looked sad. "I felt like I was special to her and then she said she nominated me for something I said in the Bedroom while we were having a laugh. I felt we'd had a real special week, but it obviously wasn't from her side. Now she's drop me like a hot potato."

That's gotta hurt
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Author:  Madeline [ 20 Aug 09, 14:34 ]
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Bea: Fred was in love with me Sun

Author:  Madeline [ 20 Aug 09, 14:43 ]
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BB's Noirin's still a stunner
Sun

Author:  Madeline [ 20 Aug 09, 19:32 ]
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TASK: Hold the Front Page


It's their lucky day. Housemates will receive copies of four magazines to peruse as inspiration for a magazine Task going in later today. Will it be Heat? Top Gear? Cage & Aviary Bird?

After having a good browse, housemates must assume different roles at a magazine: editor, stylist, hair and make-up artist, a journalist, gossip Columnist, photographer, two make-over candidates.

The magazine must include the following articles and features: a make-over for two housemates, nominated housemate interviews, exclusive photographs from inside the Big Brother House, a Big Brother gossip column.

To fit into their roles housemates will be provided with a camera, dictaphone, blackboards and chalk to assist them with their magazine production. Just imagine it's being made before the onset of desktop publishing.

Housemates will be given approximately two hours to meet the magazine deadline. If they complete the Task to Big Brothers satisfaction they will receive a magazine launch party later tonight.

Wonder if they'll all make it on the guest list?
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Author:  Madeline [ 20 Aug 09, 19:35 ]
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Gentleman Upsets Blonde

Sophie is still fuming about reading magazine rumours that she's simultaneously up the duff, a bloater and had some rumpy with Kris while he was in the House. Apparently only one of those rumours is true.

The former Dogface is livid that anyone would call her pregnant, for the twin reasons that she looks fatter and might have got impregnated in a communal Bedroom. And her ire is fuelled to peak by reading that former squeeze Kris refused to confirm or deny rumours about what they might have got up to.

"A gentlemen never tells," Kris is reported to have told a magazine, and Bea wasted no time in confirming to Sophie that no real gentlemen would ever say anything like that.

Super cross, Sophie grumbled around the House to Rodrigo and Siavash.

"I've washed my hands of him," Sophie told them as they ribbed her about the coverage.

"He's just saying that to make news," suggested Rodrigo. "Maybe he didn't say it."

"A true gentlemen never tells!" she repeated sarcastically.

"He might not have said it," said Siavash.

"I'm not speaking to him!" confirmed Sophie.

"You don't know he said it," added Siavash.

"Ignore it," said Bea, walking through the room. But Sophie wasn't interested.

"Seriously! I'm not speaking to him again," she said. "People think I'm a big fat pregnant woman and girls will think I'm a ****!"

"No," smiled Rodrigo. "Just chubby."

"They make me feel pregnant," she continued, only half smiling. "I know how Britney Spears feels. I'm going to shave my head!"

Rodrigo ribbed her a bit more until she exploded, good-naturedly of course. "I did not have sex and I did not make noises!"

"I wasn't in bed with you so I don't know," shurgged Rodrigo.

"There's more chance of me having sex with you than with Kris in this House," she said.

Well, there's still time.
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Gentleman Upsets Blonde

Sophie is still fuming about reading magazine rumours that she's simultaneously up the duff, a bloater and had some rumpy with Kris while he was in the House. Apparently only one of those rumours is true.

The former Dogface is livid that anyone would call her pregnant, for the twin reasons that she looks fatter and might have got impregnated in a communal Bedroom. And her ire is fuelled to peak by reading that former squeeze Kris refused to confirm or deny rumours about what they might have got up to.

"A gentlemen never tells," Kris is reported to have told a magazine, and Bea wasted no time in confirming to Sophie that no real gentlemen would ever say anything like that.

Super cross, Sophie grumbled around the House to Rodrigo and Siavash.

"I've washed my hands of him," Sophie told them as they ribbed her about the coverage.

"He's just saying that to make news," suggested Rodrigo. "Maybe he didn't say it."

"A true gentlemen never tells!" she repeated sarcastically.

"He might not have said it," said Siavash.

"I'm not speaking to him!" confirmed Sophie.

"You don't know he said it," added Siavash.

"Ignore it," said Bea, walking through the room. But Sophie wasn't interested.

"Seriously! I'm not speaking to him again," she said. "People think I'm a big fat pregnant woman and girls will think I'm a ****!"

"No," smiled Rodrigo. "Just chubby."

"They make me feel pregnant," she continued, only half smiling. "I know how Britney Spears feels. I'm going to shave my head!"

Rodrigo ribbed her a bit more until she exploded, good-naturedly of course. "I did not have sex and I did not make noises!"

"I wasn't in bed with you so I don't know," shurgged Rodrigo.

"There's more chance of me having sex with you than with Kris in this House," she said.

Well, there's still time.
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Author:  Madeline [ 20 Aug 09, 19:38 ]
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New Lisa Life


Who'd have thought Lisa would be such a gossip rag junkie. But today she revealed a previously unseen side of her when four glossy mags were dropped into the House by Big Brother.

The 41-year-old hungrily pounced on the zines, pouring over details of Jordan and Peter, Angelina Jolie and evicted housemates from the Big Brother House.

"I LOVE magazines!" she stressed, reading out the minutae of Freddie's Eviction, Siavash's secret girlfriend, 'bonkers' Bea and Sophie's weight gain.

"This is brilliant," she beamed.

But after reading page after page on Halfwit, Bea, Sophie, Karly, Kenneth and everyone else, Lisa spotted a glaring ommission.

"Bea, it's all about you! Is there nothing about me? You've only been here five weeks, I've been in eleven!" Good point Lisa, but maybe that's what happens when you "don't get involved", or "stay out of it" most of the time.

It didn't matter though, Lisa had reams of glossy celeb scuttle to get through. She's never looked so happy. "Ooh thank you Big Brother for the magazines. I know they've upset a few housemates but I'm over the moon!"

Quick, give her a subscription.
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