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Author:  finchy [ 25 Jun 10, 19:35 ]
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Just say what you think they're like at this point as concisely as possible.

Ben - Bumbling fool, but entertaining
Caoimhe - Bit weird
Corin - Can see why she's favourite
Dave - Very very odd
Govan - Bye precious little weasel! :wave:
Ife - Unpredictable...could be a player yet.
JJ - Too easily agitated to last the distance.
Josie - I like her now but possible she could be the new Bea, seen signs of it.
Mario - Decent guy, hope he does well
Nathan - Waste of a HM. He cooks, so is there til the end though.
Shabby - Self obsessed, attention seeking, loud idiot. Out after Gollum please.
Steve - Don't see the point really. Nice bloke but contributes nothing.
Sunshine - Annoying yet somehow likeable for reasons unknown.
Author:  Bunny [ 25 Jun 10, 19:43 ]
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Ben's a tit and Dave's a sh*t
And Govan's rather sneaky
Caoimhe's drab but Josie's fab
And Sunshine's looking peaky

Ife's sketchy, JJ's tetchy
Nathan - well he's hot :oops:
Mario and Shabs are fun
But Steve, alas, is not

But me, I love the uber-tan,
The Jordan-style chest
The make-up and the Stockport burr
Yes - CORIN IS THE BEST!
Author:  finchy [ 25 Jun 10, 19:47 ]
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Bonus points to Bunny for reviewing via rhyme ::lol:: :clap: ()^
Author:  Calrissian [ 25 Jun 10, 20:30 ]
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Ben - Timbo mk'3
Caoimhe - belongs in 1985....in Dublin
Corin - yet more plastic, butseems 'nice', lesbian status gets her 2pts also.
Dave - even Jesus would not share his wine with him
Govan - Trisky Precious..good riddance
Ife -wallpaper..please just leave.
JJ - foreigner FTW?
Josie - seems 'real', worthy English female winner!
Mario - normal...but desperado, hence the 'nothing to go back to'
Nathan - wallpaper, needs 20 gallons of NAIR.
Shabby - communist mk'4
Steve - stoic, the placator, must NOT win
Sunshine - neurotic, but legs to die for.
--

Since the show will end mid August, I'm really hoping we have Josie as one of the rare female winners. She does seem quite fine, and even better..she is English :angel:

Calrissian: not so great with forming sentences.
Author:  Madeline [ 26 Jun 10, 1:18 ]
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Dave - Gives religion a bad name

JJ - Mr metro sexual with a game plan

Mario - A snotty nosed bunny boiler

Nathan - Salt of the earth

Govan - A victim of paranoia

Sunshine - A hurt soul

Corin - A model of virtue

Ife - Could teach Dave how to be spiritual

Josie - A country girl with a strong moral code

Shabby - Straight as an arrow hides from no one

Steve - snake in the grass

Caoimhe - Kind and approachable

Author:  Bunny [ 06 Aug 10, 12:10 ]
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Dragging this up from the depths as I have another poem: -

*hem hem*

Josie's a manipulator,
Mario's a whiney git
Corin is a m*sturb*tor
Dave's a Bible-bashing tit

Steve's been welded to the sofa
John James likes to pick a fight
JJ2 is Josie's gopher
Dave's a fakey flakey shite

Andrew's flopping (peaked too early)
Jo does Trisha-style chat
Rachel's nice, a cheery girly
Dave's a prayerful prattling tw*t

One remains. The mighty SAM.
Says whatever's in his brain:
"JJJ's a total sham"
"Dave is just a total pain"

All hail Sam, the mighty Pepper
God that kid has got some front
Housemates treat him like a leper
(Did I mention Dave's a c**t?)
Author:  Obo [ 06 Aug 10, 12:15 ]
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:clap: bunny!
Author:  Madeline [ 06 Aug 10, 12:22 ]
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Well thought out Bunny, but why did you say Corin is a m*sturb*tor?
Author:  Geena [ 06 Aug 10, 12:32 ]
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::lol:: @bunny ()^

especially the end part.

I'm in the middle of packing ..haven't got time to give my opinion on ALL the hms.....just like to say, compared to Sam Pepper they all pale into insignificance ...he's indomitable in that house.IMO
Author:  Bunny [ 06 Aug 10, 12:40 ]
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Madeline wrote:
Well thought out Bunny, but why did you say Corin is a m*sturb*tor?


She's alleged to have wanked off JJ2, isn't she? I couldn't fit "alleged" in and keep the metre.
Author:  finchy [ 06 Aug 10, 14:57 ]
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finchy wrote:
Josie - I like her now but possible she could be the new Bea, seen signs of it.


Well there we go {@}
Author:  Madeline [ 06 Aug 10, 15:03 ]
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Bunny wrote:
Madeline wrote:
Well thought out Bunny, but why did you say Corin is a m*sturb*tor?


She's alleged to have wanked off JJ2, isn't she? I couldn't fit "alleged" in and keep the metre.


I never heard her say that but I have heard her say she rubbed his tummy. If she has done what you allege then I would be put off her big time. :oops:
Author:  Christine [ 06 Aug 10, 17:42 ]
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I have looked at the clip of her and JJ again and I can't see any evidence of that.
Author:  Bunny [ 14 Aug 10, 11:46 ]
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Corin is a skanky ho doo da doo da
Did the dirty on poor Jo o doo da day
Josie's got a final pass doo da doo da
Andrew licks her massive ass o doo da day
John James is an angry tit doo da doo da
Dave's a lying two-faced sh*t o doo da day
JJ2's a nasty runt doo da doo da
Poor old Pepper bears the brunt o doo da day
Steve is dull and has to go doo da doo da
Oh and then there's Mario, o doo da zzzzzzzz
Author:  Obo [ 15 Aug 10, 11:33 ]
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I can think of a better word for JJ it rhymes with what you called him though Bunny :angel:
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