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Highlights of tonight's show 9pm on Channel 4

Day 39
THE BEN COMMANDMENTS
JOSIE TURNS GREEN WITH ENVY
BEN GET'S HIS SUITCASE BACK

9.37am

Most of the housemates are asleep in the Bedroom. To continue with Ben Day from yesterday Big Brother wakes the housemates up with the song Ben (Michael Jackson). "Told you they would do this" says Keeley. "I put this down as my most hated song", says John James.

9.51am

Ben is in the Garden telling Corin how happy he is that she is still here. He apologises for what happened last night with John James, but she didn't even realise. Ben tells her about his and John James argument.

Josie, Rachel and John James are in the Bedroom talking about Caoimhe. "Caoimhe has a position available for you", says Josie. "It would appear so", says John James.

In the Garden Ben and Dave are talking about John James. Dave tells him that he has tried to "bring them together" but if he can't accept Ben for who is and not who he's not then he can't win.

John James asks Caoimhe if she is hung-over in the bathroom. "Not really", she tells him. He reminds her of her chasing him around with a bowl of water with "your boobs out".

10.49am

Some of the housemates are in the Garden. John James apologises to Ben about his behaviour the previous night. Ben tells him he is entitled to his opinions, adding that he is not the only non team player in the house referring to Steve and Mario.

11.19am

Big Brother has called Ben to the Diary Room where he is told that he must choose five Ben commandments that the house has to abide by. "That's a fantastic idea", he says. Some of his commandments include housemates to wash their own dishes and for Big Brother to play some of his favourite music at regular intervals during the day. Big Brother informs Ben that they will also be having a 'Soiree with Benjamin Duncan' that evening.

12.02pm

Some of the housemates are in the Bathroom. Rachel says that she thinks "at least one or two" of the new housemates will be up this week. Dave says he thinks that most people will vote for one person, aimed at Caoimhe.

Dave moves the conversation on to Caoimhe being a negative and destructive person. "She feeds on the negatives", he says. He asks Keeley and Rachel to keep what he's said to themselves.

12.21pm

John James and Caoimhe are in the Bedroom talking about their time in the house. "Do you still have fun in here?" asks John James. She tells him that she is and she really had fun last night.

Dave, Ben, Corin and Josie are in the Nest. "Caoimhe f***** me right off", says Josie. "If you tell one of your muckers you like a bloke then you don't go and do that", she adds. She asks if she's just being a "jealous cow". Ben tells her Caoimhe is just "being a bitch".

12.34pm

Big Brother has gathered all the Ben's in the Living Room. Ben reads his five commandments out to the housemates at the sofas. He tells them that everyone must do their own washing up but Dave has to decide who washes up the pots and pans. The second commandment is for housemates to discuss divas over lunch and the third is for cocktails to replace alcohol that evening. Ben goes on to say that they will have foot spas for the forth commandment and have music played into the house at regular intervals for their fifth.

Ben is talking to Dave by the kitchen door. He tells him that they will have an audience with himself that night and that he will teach jazz chords, but if he does it on his own the housemates may get "resentful" so he has nominated Dave as his master of ceremonies.

3.53pm

Some of the housemates are in the Garden looking at the foot spas Big Brother has provided as part of one of Ben's Commandments.

4.26pm

In the Garden Steve is getting an arm massage from Keeley. Keeley tells him he has pushed his luck.

John James is annoyed that Josie's hair dye has spilt onto his hat. She tells him she will buy him a new one. "It's not like someone killed your dog", says Josie.

4.50pm

Josie, John James and Caoimhe are in the Bathroom discussing Andrew getting involved in hatgate.

At the Carousel Josie tells Corin that she's not happy with Caoimhe and John James always bitching and being moody. She feels jealous of their relationship. "You don't want to be with people that drag you down", says Corin.

In the Bathroom John James and Caoimhe are talking about how they don't fit in the house as they are the only real people. "I think if you and me weren't in here then there'd be no arguments" says John James.

6.11pm

John James and Josie are in the Garden. "I feel like she's stolen my man", says Josie. He tells her that he doesn't like that she has swapped beds and likes it when she is there.

In the Bathroom Steve is crying as Corin and Caoimhe try and console him. He says that he misses his family and having a big roast dinner reminds him of home. "I must be going soft in my old age", he says.

6.27pm

All the Bens are gathered in the Kitchen for another of the Ben Commandment - housemates must discuss their favourite Diva.

Housemates all discuss their favourite divas. Ben tells the group that his is Joan Crawford and tells a story about how she decided to have a child as that is something in her life that she didn't have.

7.07pm

All of the Ben's have been gathered for this weeks 'You Vs the Housemates' challenge. Housemates have chosen Caoimhe to take part in the challenge. She must peel an orange, wearing a pair of gloves, in the quickest possible time.

After the task Big Brother tells them that Caoimhe did it in "59 seconds" and the Viewer did it in "20 seconds". This means housemates have failed the task. "He must have been a professional fruit picker", says Mario.

9.06pm

Ben, Corin and Dave are in the Nest. Ben has asked Corin to be the musical entertainment at tonight's 'Soiree with Ben Duncan'. They go through the routine she must perform.

Some of the housemates are in the Bedroom. Josie tells John James she has "been sulking all day" and that she feels she has "been pushed out". She tells him Caoimhe has been winding her up all day. "When I'm not your friend I start getting a bit panicky", she tells him.

10.26pm

The housemates have been seated at the sofas for a Soiree with Benjamin Duncan.

Dave introduces Ben and Corin into the Living Room. Ben starts his chat about himself. "What I haven't told you is that Dame Shirley Bassey is in the audience today", he says introducing Corin to the floor. Ben plays 'Goldfinger' on the key board as Corin sings along. The housemates all laugh at them.

11.13pm

Big Brother announces to house for Ben to go to the store room. Ben goes and receives his suitcase back and says "thank you Big Brother".

Dave tells Ben that all the housemates did this for him as were talked to by the Tree of Temptation.

Keeley in the Diary Room telling Big Brother that Shirley was amazing, although she could have done with knowing more of the words. She goes on to say "Ben played keyboard like Ross from Friends".

Mario, Josie and Rachel in the Nest. Josie says "all stress over nothing" and "why get jealous". Rachel thinks that it's the situation they are in and she sometimes finds Ben attractive but "no way on earth" she would go there. Josie laughs about what she just said. Josie then says that she thinks it's the fact she is "attracted to thought of falling in love".

Ben so thinks the show is about him and the task will just encourage the little fellow.

Now I am not being funny, but where I come from my muckers would call you a jealous cow.

Coming up after the break, Josie says "if you tell one of your muckers you like a bloke..."
Well, isn't that the problem right there? Last I checked she was saying 'actually I don't think I like him in that way' or 'only when he's in a football kit'. So when did she tell Caoimhe this? She wouldn't just be stirring out of spite, surely

Hark, poise Dave speaks - b*ll**ks.

Dave must have thought Jesus had answered his prayers when Josie came into the hut to slag of Caoimhe.

When is holy Dave gonna stop muck raking and canvassing against an innocent?

Josie and Corin bitching about Caoimhe gets more and more silly.

People like Josie who embellish are dangerous. If Caoimhe did say/do what she is implying then Josie should be made by BB confront Caoimhe with her grievance so she can ay least defend or admit her actions. As a matter of fact this should apply to all disputes - BB should hode a truth and reconciliation court every Monday, just before nominations.

Josie having a go at people for slagging others off? LOLZ!

And Corin sitting next to her joining in on the bitching when both of them were listing to Dave and Ben do a job on Caoimhe last night. The hypocrisy of it...!

Josie had been winding herself up all day, if she does learn anything about herself one of the main things she needs to learn is not to take her low self esteem, jealous nature out on other females.

Oh but she is so clever in what she is doing. Going round spreading the word about Keeva stealing HER man, mocking herself over the lealousy yet actualy meaning it. Its sucked in Steve and Corin hook line and sinker as for Ben gang Dave etc, it suits them to the ground as thats their agenda anyway to bin off Keeva.

Tonight we will see Kossie confront Keeva, it was horrible to watch no eye contact from Jossie just plain old hard core nastyness that when Keeva ran to the DR Steve and Corin where imediatly asking Jossie if she was ok like Keeva had done something to her.

As a viewer I like HMs that mess around gp pver the top and trash the house, I dont want to see some bunny boiler grabbing her man and staying in bed with him 24/7 like Stu and Bass. Lets hope when Keeva is nominated and saves herself she picks Jossie not Dave to replace herself.

according to Caoimhe she is resigned to being nominated and has said she will not attempt to she herself, remember she said that week. If she is nominated and BB wat to keep her we might see SAR has been giving a week off.

Remember that poster who did all the posts on here asking people to join face book to support Josie? I think no would be the answer to that request.

I missed last night's show as I was busy bopping to Grace Jones at Lovebox so thanx for the summary, gang! Corin goes from hero to zero and Josie shows what a manipulative cowbag she is - what a surprise! I actually really like Caiomhe now.