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Day 27: Shopping list sabotage
With Mark gone the mood in the house has been rather melancholy but it seems nothing can get in the way of those pesky housemates and a good old fashioned prank. Earlier, Aaron, Anton and Harry were discussing the shopping list and of course they began to contemplate sabotaging it. Boys will be boys, eh?
Anton suggested the money be spent on a new suit so he could get his eviction outfit sorted. Aaron obviously consumed with his presentation just as much as Anton said, “they could order hair straighteners” and Aden agreed he “needed the ceramic ones.” Huh? Are these guys not hungry? Isn’t there an old saying ‘the way to man’s heart is through his tummy’? Well not for these fashion conscious metrosexual dudes.
Anton revealed the scalectrix set was still on his mind but Aaron told him to, “Forget it. It's £300 odd pounds but spend the rest on lager.” Anton went on to say, “Shall we get wax strips?” New suits, waxing - what next? Harry is already partial to the odd mini-mani and pedi.
Maisy then decided to join in the conversation with the trio and said, ‘a hot guy’ should be added to the shopping list. Anton responded, “what if he doesn’t like you?” Is he a little, well… jel? Maisy confidently added, “Oh, he will.”
Could life in the house possibly get any tougher for the emotional bunch or would they see the funny side to the shopping list being sabotaged. Perhaps a new hot face would ease the housemates hunger for chocolate and treats as they pine for their old housemate Mark
Day 27: Shopping Harry's way
Earlier Aden, Harry and Anton joked that were going to sabotage the shopping list. Well, it seems it may have just happened. A short while ago, Big Brother announced that ALL the shopping was in the store room. The housemates jumped off their seats and ran straight in to see what goodies were delivered. Let’s not forget that only about 30 minutes ago, Harry was joking with Faye that he ordered food dye so they could dye the pool and low and behold, he didn’t lie. So not only was there food dye but the store room was stocked with around 500 bananas, 50 bars of chocolate, numerous boxes of frosted flake cereal, dozens of cartons of apple juice, lots of tomato ketchup and around 50 litres of milk.
Carnivore Jay was not at all happy when he found out there was no meat and threw one of the many chocolate bars into the pool as well as threatening to “kick the life out of all those bananas.” He even asked, “You think we can return it?” Harry joked with Alex, “I ordered you 50 bars of chocolate and you can’t spare one piece”, as she munched happily.
Maisy then asked Harry, “Did you still order £100 worth of beer?” Harry responded, “Well if we leave the apple juice in the sun it will ferment….” Looking slightly confused, Anton questioned Harry, “What’s the ketchup for?” Harry giggled back, “Everybody loves ketchup and bananas.” An even more confused Anton quipped, “It must be a European thing.” Pondering what other foods made the cut, Aaron asked, “What else did you actually order?” Harry laughed back, “piles of rice and chickpeas.” Aaron shrugged, “At least we can make the chickpeas other colours, that’s interesting.”
So, right now some housemates are tucking into bananas and frosted flake cereal with dyed blue milk and Harry is asking, “Who doesn’t love blue milk… and pink milk?!” Tom has just come up with revelation, “We can have a blue bath!” There you have it, Alex is off to run the bath but Jay is still not happy and has just gone in the diary room to voice his annoyances.
Another week, another shopping drama.
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