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HIGHLIGHTS:
· As the Power Housemate, only Pauline has been granted her suitcase
· Matthew claims that Pauline will “get what’s coming to her”
· Pauline, Tamara and Helen discuss Matthew in the bedroom with Helen saying that “he was the most nervous when he came in”. Pauline tells them that Matthew said he can’t get on with those who aren’t intelligent, to which Helen exclaims, “Well, I’m fuc**ed then!”
· Big Brother summons all Housemates to the garden and Matthew is released from his box, joking “you might all wish I was back up there soon”
· Tamara and Steven discuss bad first dates. Steven reveals that he once chatted up a man who was dressed as a woman
· Helen speaks to Big Brother in the Diary Room about the Housemates. She says that she loves Matthew and Mark for being funny “but having no idea how funny they are” She goes to talk about Pauline and her Power, stating she’s doing well
· Matthew goes to the Diary Room to speak to Big Brother about being punished, saying that he “handled it fairly well… I imagine there’s worse to come”. He goes on to discuss how Pauline is handling her power, saying “She seems to be quite relaxed but I don’t know if she knows what to expect next….within the next few days or hours she’ll have to do something that will have negative repercussions”
· Helen reveals that she went to a Catholic school and that she got pregnant at the age of 15, saying that “it’s knocked me a bit about having kids in the future....I’m completely against abortions… from the moment I found out, I would never ever look back” Danielle looks uncomfortable throughout
· The Housemates discuss the difference between a “shower and a grower” while Danielle looks on unimpressed
· Matthew talks about his twin brother in the garden, revealing that he (Matthew) is the ‘evil twin’
· Danielle cries in the Diary Room while discussing her Big Brother experience. She says that she finds it “overwhelming” and that she does not gel with any of the other Housemates, adding “all that language is doing my head in…I don’t honestly think I can do this…I feel out of my depth”
· Winston tells the other Housemates a story about how he tried to lose his virginity at the age of 16, ending with him being sick on a girl
· Danielle tells Kimberly and Mark that she feels uncomfortable with some of the conversations in the House. Mark tells her that she doesn’t need to compromise her personality for anyone else
· Winston and Tamara discuss their relationship status. Winston says that his longest relationship was seven years but Tamara jokes her longest relationship has been “five minutes” because she gets bored
· Big Brother calls Pauline to the Control Room to watch the new Housemates enter the Big Brother House. She is told that she must grant one of the Housemates a pass to the Big Brother Final
· New Housemates Toya, Chris, Ashleigh, Marlon, Ash and Jale, enter the Big Brother House
· Chris says in his VT that he will “urinate in the kitchen”; an unimpressed Pauline says that if he did that, she’d “chop his d**k off”
· Pauline choses to grant Helen a pass to the Big Brother final. Pauline is then informed that in 48 hours she must make a “killer nomination” choosing one Housemate to face eviction each and every week they remain in the House
· Pauline discusses her time in the Control Room with Mark and Tamara. Tamara comments that Ash is “gorgeous”
· Marlon and Winston discuss the girls in the House. Winston says he has his eye on “reserved” Kimberly. Marlon says that “this is going to be a bloody blast”
· Helen speaks to Big Brother about being a Big Brother finalist. She hopes that the Housemates won’t come to “resent” her
· Danielle goes to the Diary Room to talk about the new Housemates. She says that there are people she feels she will gel with and change the dynamic
· Helen and Tamara discuss the new Housemates. Tamara says that she doesn’t trust Jale. Helen says that she “hates fake people”
· Ashleigh speaks to Big Brother about the other Housemates and admits that she is concerned that people will judge her for being the youngest
· Helen and Tamara rant about Chris in the bathroom. Helen says, “I hate him” and Tamara adds that she doesn’t “trust him as far as I can throw him”
· Chris discusses his first night with Big Brother and talks about who he will share a bed with as currently no one has offered
· Chris looks for a place to sleep while the other Housemates discuss what Pauline has told them about him
QUOTES:
1. Housemates discuss how relationships can develop in the House:
Danielle: “I’m so old fashioned, honestly”
Mark: “What do you mean old fashioned?”
Danielle: “I’m just not like that at all…”
Matthew: “You’re just a conservative person”
Helen: “I’m not old fashioned but when you’ve seen people have sex or get finger blasted under their pillow, it’s like…”
Mark: (To Danielle) “Your face!”
Danielle: “This is going to be a whole new experience for me!”
Helen: “Just tell me if I offend you and I won’t say it.”
2. Tamara and Steven discuss bad first dates:
Steven: “I had a terrible experience once”
Tamara: “Oh no, here we go…”
Steven: “I’m absolutely sh*t faced…and that tends to happen quite regularly. I’m standing at the bar and talking to a woman, she’s chatting me up and I’m chatting her up, a really good looking girl. I’m thinking to myself, oh bloody hell, this is alright….”
Tamara: “Grab your coat love…”
Steven: “You’ve pulled! She says she needs to go to the toilet, so I said I’ll wait for you here. When she was gone, about two seconds later, I thought I’m going to go to the toilet while she’s gone and as I walk in, she’s coming out of the gents”
Tamara: “What the fu*k?!”
Steven: “It’s a fu**ing geezer, I swear to god…it’s a geezer!”
Tamara: “And what did she say? Or he say?!”
Steven: “I was gone! I was out the club. I ditched everyone and got in a cab and went home!”
Tamara: “You chatted up a bloke…”
Steven: “You would never, never, never of known…”
3. Housemates discuss the difference between a shower and a grower:
Mark: “Cats have spiky willies”
Steven: “Also, with a little tiny dog…the lipstick might come out…when they’re mating, fu*k me, it comes right out…it’s like a massive, great big off blue hotdog”
Mark: “A blue hotdog, five minutes after I ate my dinner…I’m going to be sick.”
Helen: “Can someone tell me what a shower and grower is?”
Tamara: “A shower has got a massive di*k when he’s flaccid…when it gets hard, it just doesn’t change size very much because it’s already quite big when it’s just dangling around. A grower, not shower is a smaller di*k that gets massive when they get horny!”
Danielle talks to Big Brother about her time in the House:
Big Brother: “How are you today, Danielle?”
Danielle: “Everything either turns back to sex or just weird stuff and I just don’t get it…it’s really…I just don’t like it…and all that language; it’s just doing my head in. I feel like you’ve just plonked me in with a bunch of people I’ve absolutely nothing in common with. It’s very, very bewildering… and this was my fear from the beginning…”
4. Winston tells the Housemates about a time he tried to lose his virginity:
Winston: “At the time, I was a virgin. My mate had seen a bird and she came round his house and brought a friend…I was about 16…so I started banging back the drinks, got into the spare room and I was like (mimics being sick) ‘paahhh’ all over her…”
Tamara: “You just puked all over her vag**a…”
Tamara: “So, when a man pukes on a woman’s vag**a, it’s called Pulling a Winston!”
5. Winston and Tamara talk about past relationships
Winston: “Have you not got a boyfriend?”
Tamara “No… god no.”
Winston: “How come?”
Tamara: “I don’t know. I’m just not interested. I haven’t met anyone that’s worth giving up being free for. What about you? How long have you been single?”
Winston: “About two years.”
Tamara: “Oh really?”
Winston: “I was in a long term relationship before that… About seven years”
Tamara: (Gasps) “Is she the one you vom vomed on?”
Winston “No…she wasn’t that one!”
Tamara: “Oh my god, so you were in a relationship for seven years…”
Winston: “What’s your longest relationship?”
Tamara: “About five minutes!” (laughs) “No, I’m joking…probably about a year and a half or something. I tend to grow out of people, I think…so far I’ve just grown out of, or got bored of them…so…we’ll see”
6. Helen discusses being a Big Brother finalist:
Helen: “I just hope that as the days and weeks go on that I’m not resented for it and that the people that are with me in the final… the finalists are going to be people that, I suppose earned it a bit more than me. I genuinely thought I was just going to stay in the box all night and sleep.”
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weeks and weeks of vileness..yipee 
