BB4 USA website carries a regular caption competition. The latest is:
- suggestions include:
Dave's age or his IQ? You decide.
"Step one is lie to them. Step two is hide while they get evicted from the House!"
Dave shares a smoke with his imaginary Ewok buddies.
"They taught me this in the Army: always throw scissors."
Dave lost the Power of Veto medallion and must do this to remember he got it.
Dave demonstrates the deadly Ranger two-fingered crotch poke.
None of the HouseGuests fall for Dave's "Pull my two fingers" gag.
"First word: two syllables, sounds like 'ackstab.'"
Dave eavesdrops on the others by pretending to be a hippie yard gnome.
"I brush twice a day to keep this nice, white smile!"
When picking both nostrils at the same time, it's important to remain out of sight.
"Watch me sneak up on this plant for a sneak-attack pruning."