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Someone pour the tea....I have to hit the sack if you pardon the pun

Goodnight

Night night

Night night from me too

I wish someone would explain that one? Unless someone has been talking about me keeping the bags, drying them out and re-using them? They're all pegged on a line in my kitchen right now, havn't brought any with me I'm afraid.

Ha! Isn't it great to be locked in a bar overnight, especially when they don't realise that turning off the pumps only affects the electric ones... That hand pump on the end of the bar just keeps filling my glass (hic) over and over again... OK, so it's only Tetleys, but it's a sight better than that electric crud they made that warm shandy with!

Old Git? OLD GIT! You ok?
*gives him a shake*
Was on my way to the loo, and saw you there prostrate on the floor!
Night night, sleep tight, and don't let the intravenous drip bite!

Walks up to the front door and tries the handle, its locked.

Goes to a window and looks in . . . its dark in there.

Looks really hard and sees a couple of people lying on the floor.

Presses ear against window.

Can hear faint snoring.

Walks off, whistling quietly, hands in pockets . . .

Trips up, falls over, lands in gutter . . . goes to sleep.

I'm sorry, but I don't think it was funny - whoever it was that dressed me in their granny's old frock and left me handcuffed to the railings outside.
The policeman was very nice about it, and tipped me the wink that one of the guys in CID was into that kind of thing too, but he didn't know where to find a key for the cuffs.
Strange how an anonymous envelope containing the missing key found it's way to them AFTER closing time tonight...?

.....oh dear....

Oh oh, Ade doesn't love me anymore In my defence I was rather tipsy

As I read your post Scotslass, your new favourite singer walked in the front door of The Kumars at No 47. So that's what she looks like. I always get them S Clubs mixed up.

Don't think Ive heard the song yet, or maybe Ive heard it on an advert somewhere.

Anyway, I'm going to tescos now. Need some Champion Ale!

Maybe I'll wait til the end of the prog, Amanda whatsists face is a picture, sat there between his mum and gran


Oh no! They're playing the song now. . . I don't know, youngsters today, they're always showing off.

Ooooh Saucy!

I need a beer after that. Tescos it is then.

*wonders where the barmaid is*

*thinks it must be her night off so help myself to that bottle of red on the shelf*

Think I'll join you Lyns ...just this once

Well why not.. what is your poison?