BB FANS

Takes drink is disapointed cos didnt get a smile!

licks head of cafferys when no-ones looking

Looks from Tiggi to Niki and back again.

'Um, can I have a double whisky chaser, ta.

You want to borrow my mascara, QP?

*Obo, you've got white stuff on your nose*

a large Wild Turkey, would be quite nice at the moment.

Runs off to the ladies to check nose!

Applies more makeup to compete with the others!

Tiggi, you must be hanging with the wrong type of guy! I know, give it here, I'll go and decorate the mens bogs!

puts on blusher, eye makeup *still smiling*

hands QP drink, and Ade a Wild Turkey

*hands QP a burgundy lippy*

Try that, too. You can get the red lippy from Obo's dog

*looks at Obo, goes to loo to put hair in elaborate, deliberate 'just got up' pile on head*

*catches Niki's eye* Can you fill this up please.........

'Thanks Niki, Shazam!' downs pint and then chaser, wincing, 'same again please.'

*drums fingers on bar*.............

*comes out of loo with beautiful hair*

Another, please...

*turns to Tiggi and nearly falls off stool*


'What, erm. . . nice hair Tiggi-wig-wig'

*Raises glass to Tiggi, Scotslass, Obo, Niki and Ade*

'Cheers everybody, I've got to go shops again, anyone need owt getting?'

*drumming fingers on the bar louder*.... I don't have a glass to raise qp

Why, thank you, QP. It's all my own hair.

*stuffs label behind ear*

Bottle of single Malt please.