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Label Instructions
The following are actual label instructions on consumer goods:


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)


On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary - Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)


On a bar of Dial soap: Directions:
Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)


On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's *just* a suggestion!)


On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
(Damn!)


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?) & (Whose body?)


On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)


On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)


On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
(Oh please?)


On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)


On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)


On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)


On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Surprise, surprise!)

Like them!

I also like the ones on cereal packets 'to open slide finger under flap and move left to right'

I was there for days......