BB FANS

Time is something I ain't got
My housework is going to pot
Actually it's not strictly true
Cos I'm stiing here posting
And I'm dying for a poo

I hope the toilet you did make
or you'll end up with a tummy ache...

Nothing worse than a pain in the tum

Well there is ...a pain in the bum!!

A good poo can go on for miles
but don't sit too long, 'coz of the piles

piles are painful - horrible things
tears to the eyes they can bring.

creams from the chemist
used without delay
can make the pain go away..

Thanks, Rose, I took your advice.
Now I can sit down, it's quite nice.

But I'm quite late up, and now yawning -
Like to see when you get up in the morning!

Begin a Saturday and up late last night,
I stayed in bed untill it was quite light.

Catching up on the housework I must do
and I hope I get a little help too.

Ooh no, it appears we're at it again,
Rose, quick we're going insane!

Insane I have been for many years
I could soon be sitting with the old dears

But hopfully the drugs will start to work soon
and I will be back on here this afternoon...

Rose aways writes her rhymes so well
She's had lots of practise...I can tell

It takes me hours to think of these rhymes
and really I do not have the time.

So glad the replys do not come quick
because really Iam so thick.

I don't believe that for a minute Rose
I like the way you write your prose.

I think Rose, you are quite clever
You could write these poems for ever!

Rose you really are so quick
I will not hear you call yourself thick!

Ok I will give up the thick title
As long as we all go to a poem recital...

Im sure they said it was one day in May
Oh just a minute Im busy that day..