Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are
Met by St. Peter
He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting
you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just
doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to
St.Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says....
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
1,400 men in 6 months."
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