ZOO Joke
A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given
three tasks.
The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him.
To show who is boss he beats it to death with a
spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased
he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as
lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the
Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt
him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a
spade killing them both. What can he do? "Feed them
to the lions," he says to himself, "because lions eat
anything." He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure
and moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey
from the South American bees.
As soon as he starts, inevitably, he is attacked by the
bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a
pulp. By now he knows exactly what to do and throws
them into the lions' cage (because lions eat anything).
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He
wanders up to another lion and asks, "What's the
food like here?"
The other lions reply, "Absolutely brilliant! Today we
had fish and chimps with mushy bees."
I laughed!
oh dear Lord, that's awful but I laughed too!
