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There were two brothers. One was very good and tried to always live right and be helpful. His brother on the other hand was bad and did all the things that men should not do in life and didn't care who he hurt. The bad brother died. He was still missed by his brother since he loved him despite his ways. Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to Heaven. Everything was beautiful and wonderful there and he was very happy. One day he asked God where his brother was, as he hadn't seen him there.God said that he was sorry but his brother lived a terrible life and went to Hell instead. The good brother then asked God if there was any way for him to see his brother. So God gave him the power of vision to see into Hell and there was his brother.He was sitting on a bench with a keg of beer under one arm and a gorgeous blonde on the other.Confused, the good brother said to God, "I am so happy that you let me into Heaven with you. It is so beautiful here and I love it. But I don't understand, if my brother was bad enough to go to Hell, why does he have the keg of beer & a gorgeous blonde. It hardly seems like a punishment". God said unto him, "Things are not always as they seem my son. The keg has a hole in it; the blonde does not."
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What good is an empty keg ? Hmmph!
And why was the bad brother still carrying it, years later?
Even if the blond is deficient, she would have her uses, but an empty keg...? The story says 'keg of beer' but it's then contradicted by the ending.
Sorry, it didn't make me laugh - although I passed wind as I read it, probably nothing to do with the story at all.
Now if it has been a keg of lager, or not, then THAT would have been funny!

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coming from the king of awful jokes himself.... ::lol::
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Molly
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Jonnyboy wrote:
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coming from the king of awful jokes himself.... ::lol::

::lol::
Well Prove it Jonny I LOVE awful jokes ()^
heehee could you tell...
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Molly
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Ah no I see. OOps! Sorry Jonny! :oops:
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Molly
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Why does the sun make our skin darker but our hair lighter?
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Why Molly?

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OldGit wrote:
although I passed wind as I read it, probably nothing to do with the story at all.


And you wonder why you're still single :roll:
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Alex OG is not single ::lol::

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Molly
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about the hair pw? Just wondered...
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