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I don't know whether this has been on here before or not, so please forgive me if it has.

For maintaining a healthy level of insanity in your day to day life....

> 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
> hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
>
> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
>
> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
> with that.
>
> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
>
> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
>
> 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
>
> 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
>
> 8. Dont use any punctuation marks
>
> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>
> 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
>
> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
>
> 12. Sing along at the opera. At the top of your lungs.
>
> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
>
> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
> sounds all day. Dancing on the desk is optional.
>
> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
> because you're not in the mood.
>
> 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
>
> 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! Third time this week!!"
>
> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
> yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
>
> 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Have you ever answered the phone at work and someones asked for you and you say "Hang on I'll put you through?" and put them on hold and pick it up again!??

I have - god it's boring here!!!

Christine - I must be insane then ! ROFL I LOVE those and am planning to do several of them in the near future. I only wish I'd thought of them myself!

I'll send you some funny pictures Obo if you want?

I thought that said "I'll send you some funny pictures OF obo"

Im scared now!!

Previously my ambitions were to
1 - Cuddle a tiger cub
2- Write a book

They've now been revised thanks to Christine! My favourite is number 12 and I might have to skip in accordance with the prophecy because most of my workmates are Muslim and to insult 'the prophet' would be very rude and mean and I would have no friends thereafter...

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! Third time this week!!"

My all time favourite!!!

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

The above are my revised goals in life!

I do that everytime anyway - my bf hates it!!!

LOL.....I have actually paged my self on the intercom before
And I skip down the road with my kids....first I used to do it to embarass them but they think it's fun

My bf pretends he's drunk and staggers all over the road shouting
'I wuv yer girl' in a stupid voice because he knows it embarasses me!

He does it when he's carrying a bottle of wine because we're going to watch a video and he pretends to drink from it as we walk...