Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too
small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take
a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet
paper and stand in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will
this take?" I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years," my
husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my
breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt,
didn't it?"
He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, may
even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
He must die soon