BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL
WOMAN IS HERSELF:
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH:
DON'T TREAT ME ANY
DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD
THE QUEEN:
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN:
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT:
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME:
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN:
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE:
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE:
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES:
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN:
