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Alex
 Post subject: Gay Marriage
PostPosted: 01 Dec 03, 18:46 
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Gay Marriage

1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.

2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have: Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.

3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have an open bar during the entire ceremony.

4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.

5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.

6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.

8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least 1 go-go dancer.

9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing Let's Hear It For the Boy, It's Raining Men or I Will Survive.

10) The father of the Bottom pays for everything!
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"3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have an open bar during the entire ceremony. "

I entirely agree!
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at least ONE go-go dancer? :eek: Blimey that's not going to be easy to choose only one, how many professional dancers do we know? ::lol::
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ooo eeer, No 10....

Right either YOU tell him, or bend over sunshine! ::lol::
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 Post subject: Re: Gay Marriage
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Alex wrote:
2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have: Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.


you can have that at non-gay weddings too. i will at mine anyway!!!!!

::lol:: ::lol::
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now there is a suprise :) ::lol::
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Alex
 Post subject: Re: Gay Marriage
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cynical_clare wrote:
Alex wrote:
2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have: Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.


you can have that at non-gay weddings too. i will at mine anyway!!!!!

::lol:: ::lol::


bit spoilt for choice with the trashy & dirty element though ${
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Alex wrote:
cynical_clare wrote:
Alex wrote:
2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have: Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.


you can have that at non-gay weddings too. i will at mine anyway!!!!!

::lol:: ::lol::


bit spoilt for choice with the trashy & dirty element though ${


charming!!!

oh, you mean me *AND* my mum :roll:
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Alex
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::lol:: I didn't mean you at all! As well you know.

I'm sure your wedding will be the height of good taste & decorum ;)
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Though you could certianly come and be the something flirty and bold ;)
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Jonnyboy wrote:
Though you could certianly come and be the something flirty and bold ;)


well if that's an invite, consider this an acceptance ;)
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Absolutely, now we just have to narrow it down from 400 people ::lol::
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and thats just your Irish side of the family!!
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::lol:: sounds like a grand do.
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Truth to tell - Nothing beats an Irish wedding ;)
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