FINALLY..... THE BLONDE JOKE
TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
There was a blonde woman
who was having financial troubles
so she decided to kidnap a child
and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park,
grabbed a
little boy,
took him behind a tree
and wrote this note:
I have kidnapped your child.
Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind
the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M.
Signed,
The Blonde
She pinned the note
inside the little boy's jacket
and told him to go straight home.
The next morning,
she returned to the park
to find the $10,000
in a brown bag behind the big oak tree,
just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note....
Here is your money!
I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!
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