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PostPosted: 03 Dec 03, 1:13 
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THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD STATISTICS...

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.



In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 mens private parts (touching door knobs etc)
Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)



An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently ********** and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently ********** and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home, will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Mouth herpes.

Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.



YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY

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ewwwww :puke:

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We have just passed the 'All Time Low' barrier ::lol::


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 Post subject: Re: yuk.............
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brenhague1 wrote:
Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently ********** and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently ********** and failed to wash their hands.



Okay am I being blonde? What do the stars spell out ${

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well lyn I didnt put the stars in but starts with m and ends with n

::lol:: thanks jim d am a minefield of silly statistics and even worse jokes

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okay pm me bren... what I'm thinking doesn't fit! *L*

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