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please bear in mind this is american but some funny facts I know its not a joke but thought if your bored you might like to go through it
AS SMART AS YOU ARE... I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW ALL OF THIS !!
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred
and
Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska!
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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The youngest pope was 11 years old.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne,
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the
air
the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse
has
all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John
Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the
last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them
looks
like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
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Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield, wipers, and
laser
printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of
the year?
A. Father's Day
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Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most
ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
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Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer
to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law
with
all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their
calendar
was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as
the
honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England,
when
customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own
pints
and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's
and
Q's"
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim
or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used
the
whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired
by
this practice.
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In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only
Ladies
Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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A HAPPY AND PEACEFUL NEW YEAR TO ALL
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