BB FANS

> A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She
> noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved
> to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
> again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man
> burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and he had
> the man arrested.
> The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
> (about 20 yrs old) what he had to say for himself.
> The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
> When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but
> notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said,
> "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.
> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
> "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had
> to smile.
> Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
> "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly
> contain myself.
> BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
> under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
> prevented this accident...I just lost it."
> "CASE DISMISSED"

I was sunbathing once in my friends front garden. We were sitting against her garage and people kept walking by and giggling at us. I thought Oh God if this is a reaction I get in a bikini I'm going inside to change but it turned out we were sitting directly under a sign on her garage that read 'Love Birds for sale, £25 the pair including cage'.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and

@ molly..

ditto