BB FANS

Once apon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After the perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
were driving their perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Clause with a huge bundle of toys. Not
wanting to disappoint any children on Christmas Eve, the
perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into thier
vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the
perfect couple and Santa Clause had an accident. Only one
of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)


















The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Clause and there is no such thing as the perfect man.

****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

****Men keep scrolling down.



















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Clause, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was an accident in the first place.

By the way, if you're a woman and your reading this, it only serves to illustrate another point: women never listen either.

*howls and falls of chair again
How would it be possible to not scroll down I wonder? I don't think there's a woman alive who could do that...

Molly are are black and blue today

Just one of those days when I keep coming accross the really funny ones CC!

Maybe a bit of padding would help before you read the thread