|
An English man and a Frenchman live next door to each other. Now the English man keeps a hen and each morning he goes into his garden, collects the egg that his hen has laid and eats it for his breakfast.
One day the english man goes out but he can't see an egg. He looks all over his garden before pearing over his fence into the garden next door. There on the ground is an egg so he hops over the fence to retrieve it. As he does this the Frenchman comes out to put out some rubbish.
" what are you doing in my garden?" he asks his neighbour.
"oh sorry mate, I was just getting my egg back".
"well it's not your egg now as it's in my garden", replies the Frog.
"well my hen laid it so it's mine!" replies the Englishman.
Well this goes on for about 10 minutes with neither side giving an inch. After a while the Englishman comes up with a solution.
"look, we have an old custom for solving disputes in the country. What happens is we give each other a kick in the genitals. Whoever gets up the quickest wins the argument."
Well the French man thinks about this and decides that he'll go for it as he is a good foot taller then the Englishman and at least 2 stone heavier.
"OK" he replies, "but I'll go first".
"no", says the englishman, "it is the custom that the smaller man has the first kick.
Now not knowing too much about english custom and not wanted to offend, the Frenchie agrees.
So the Frenchman stands there with his hands behind his back and his legs apart.
The Englishman takes ten steps back, then runs at the Frog and plants an almighty kick straight in the genitals!
Well the Frenchman collapses in a heap making a strange mewing noise. He starts to convulse, tears come to his eyes and he gasps for breath. This goes on for a full 20 minutes until, slowly he rises to one knee, then the other, then his right foot, then the left until eventually after half an hour he stands up.
"Right you B******", he whispers through gritted teeth "MY TURN".
The Englishman looks him in the eye and says "thinking about it, you can keep the egg!"
_________________
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR MORPHINE
|
