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 Post subject: Jordon's boobs could explode in Jungle
PostPosted: 22 Jan 04, 18:08 
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Medics have warned that Jordan's breasts could explode if leeches get to suck them in the jungle

The model is planning to strip off on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.

But doctors claim that would be one of the most perilous things she could do.

They say if leeches attach themselves to her 34FF bosoms, they will become inflamed and grow even larger, reports the Daily Star.

A doctor told the paper: "She would need to be treated quickly if she was bitten on her chest. I dread to think what would happen if her breasts started swelling. There is a danger they might explode."

Jordan and the other nine contestants have flown out from Heathrow en route for the camp in Australia's Gold Coast rainforest.

She has said she can hardly wait to get into the jungle with ex-pop star Peter Andre, claiming: "I used to fancy him when I was younger."

But Andre, who has been living in Cyprus for several years, said he had never heard of her until a few days ago.

Meanwhile, the model has reportedly used her fee for the programme to buy a £120,000 Bentley convertible. The Sun claims she put her reported £100,000 towards the car.


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 Post subject: Re: Jordon's boobs could explode in Jungle
PostPosted: 22 Jan 04, 18:15 
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Alex's Angel wrote:
They say if leeches attach themselves to her 34FF bosoms, they will become inflamed and grow even larger, reports the Daily Star.




Cheap at half the price! ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

I do wonder though how they must feel when she's on an aeroplane? Especially a long haul flight like that.
I wasn't joking the other day when I wondered if they would explode.

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What happens if she gets bitten and only ONE chest swells up???

Will this make her the "Hunch Boob of Down Under" ::lol::


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Jordan: will only have her water bottle for comfort.
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Jordan's Boobs have inflated her bank balance. ()^
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