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 Post subject: Yet another Blonde Joke
PostPosted: 08 Mar 04, 21:54 
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A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets
up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She
then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to
sit in the back. The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going
to Houston and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot
that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy
and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The
blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm
staying right here!"

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting
when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a
blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear,
and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry" and she gets up and moves back to her seat in
the Economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss.

"I told her, 'First Class isn't going to Houston.'"


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Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

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Location: Where even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
::lol:: ::lol::

And from an honoury blonde too ;)

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Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?
A: An air mattress.

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what me!!!

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What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.

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Location: Where even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
I think they used you for the model of all blonde jokes...by the way hows the tennis coming on... :D

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

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What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?
Islands In The Stream.

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A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.

"Are their lights on?"

The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."

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A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
"Here we go again."

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