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David Beckham is in town and spots this nice chrome coloured thermos flask in a store. He goes in and asks what it it, as he's never seen one before.

The assistant explains that this is the latest model, with a wide neck so it can be used to store things in but essentially it keeps hot stuff hot, and cold stuff cold.

Becks buys it and the next day he's out playing golf. His friend spots the shiny article and asks David what he's bought. Beckham explains it's a thermos flask, and it keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold and that he thought he would use it today so he could have a snack on his way round the golf course.

His friend days - so what have you got in there then...

Beckham say's - two cups of coffee and a choc ice!

Good one Oldgit.