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 Post subject: Who Wears The Trousers.?
PostPosted: 27 Mar 04, 21:49 
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A couple had just got married and were about to begin their wedding night.
The bloke undresses and throws his trousers to his new bride. "Here," he says, "put theses on."
His wife looks puzzled and says,"but they won't fit."
"Exactly," says the bloke. "Remember that. I wear the trousers round here."
A few seconds later his new bride throws her knickers at him. "Here," she says, "put these on."
Now he looks puzzled and says: "But I can't get into them."
'No,' she says, "And if you carry on like that, you never will."


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PostPosted: 27 Mar 04, 22:05 
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Wonderful!!!!!

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BRILLIANT ()^ ::lol::

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, testing and interviews, there were three finalists........two men and one woman.

For the final test the CIA agent took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!!" .

The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife". The agent said "Then you are not the right man for this job".

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes "I tried, but I can't kill my wife". The agent said "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home".

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair".

Moral of the story..........Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

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I thought Cameron would like that one in particular ;)

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Nice one Yorkie!


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Poor Cameron! :oops:


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