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Why do men prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company
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Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

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How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train

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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

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What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

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What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.

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What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."

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