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How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.

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How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

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What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

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How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - did it ever happen??

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What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

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What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.

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Why is it good that there are women astronauts?
So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions

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Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them

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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy

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Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once

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What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

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Thank you ploppypants you have made me laugh - just what I needed :D

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anytime sunny :D

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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: and for once I wont get the blame! cheers ploppy.
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