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PostPosted: 06 Apr 04, 12:32 
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The Rules

The female always makes the rules.


The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.


No male can possibly know all the rules.


If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.


The female is never wrong.


If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.


If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.


The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason.


The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.


The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.


The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.


The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.


Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.


If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void

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PostPosted: 06 Apr 04, 13:50 
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:evil: ;) ::lol::


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::lol:: ::lol:: ()^

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If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void


I think most men who live with women will recognise this one ::lol::

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The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

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And reserves the right for the last word! ;)


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PostPosted: 06 Apr 04, 20:16 
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: This is great. ()^

I laugh at the last one....the dreaded PMS.

Never mind the Scottish weather phrase...all seasons in one day. When it comes to PMS, its all emotions in one day!! :eek:

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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::


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