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PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75 so it's no distance.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

I can resist everything except temptation

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

If a man does his best, what else is there?"

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

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