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Jemzie, you want to watch your sleeping patterns then!!!

and Jemzie, if you really want to be like spencer, you had better give up going out during the day and having a life - big giveaway.
Just lie on the couch smoking, start looking scarily at your white wine, then go to bed for an hour then get up and look crazy.
ONLY THEN can you go to bed to sleep !

easy.

i dont wanna be like spencer, spencer wants to be like me!

Dont know if you happened to see Little Brother tonight on E4 but my worst fears about Spencer's potential to be an arsonist have been further confirmed. Apparently his brother tried to set him on fire-must be something in the genes.

yeah i saw that. i laughed . i cried . i bought the goddam t-shirt (lookame! lookame! i have a new 'spencer's brother tried to set him on fire' t-shirt!).

Wished I had one of those t-shirts-I reckon they would really sell well. :lol:

me too...you could have a picture on it of Spencer getting set fire to by a stick dude or something. those tshirts would bloody rule.

Listen, I think we have got a potentially explosive business deal here Jemzie. Just think of the T-shirts we could produce. I smell money!! :P

hooray! and it's the best kind of money- the kind earned at the expense of other people!

Correct!!! These contestants are setting themselves up for complete abuse by going on the programme, so lets take advantage of that fact. I have some ideas for our T-shirts by the way. What about:

Shoplifting is great-(with a picture of Jades face on the back of the t-shirt)?
I wont post any more suggestions in case somebody else nicks the ideas thus potentially losing us millions.

LOL yeah.
we should copyright the idea before any of those bastards come back to this thread. :P

Ruby Rabbit sings" I'm in the money, I'm in the money.....la la la la la" Who needs to go on Big Bro to win £70, 000 when you can become a millionaire just by making huge profits out of this sad crew on our screens.

exactly. although i'd like to go on big brother. i mean it looks like fun. being locked in a house with a bunch of ugly, annoying people for weeks on end with nothing to do except talk and sleep. and then of course the hate campaigns from the media. i mean wow! it sounds like the experience of a life time.

I'll stick to my day job thanks. I would love to go on BB but have got a too sordid past history. The newspaper headline '***** of Babylon' is flashing in front of my eyes therefore I shall remain an anonymous viewer and quite simply critiscise everyone in the house since I am just so perfect.

hey as long as you look good naked you'd be fine

big brother's good though cos they put such freaks on it can make the rest of us feel good about ourselves. being in the house would suck.
are we allowed to swear in this forum? or do we get our passwords changed or something?