...i think, we can all agree, that it's pretty naff, television, with
some dodgy, desperate "celebrities".
But there are afew good reasons, why i watch:-
1.) Katy Hill's chest
2.) Lady Hervey scowling and thinking she's the best,
(when she clearly isn't)
3.) Trying to decipher and count Shane Lynch's tattoo's.
4.) Jamie Theakston's fake enthusiasm, "biging-up" the events, with his constant, "remarkable tension" and "thrilling excitement" etc, etc.
5.) Expecting Pat Sharp to come a cropper and kill
himself, at any moment.
6.) Jodie Marsh actually being quite attractive , under all that slap
7.) trying to figure out, what Mr Gay U.k's real name is, and what his vocation is, when he's not being Mr Gay U.k
8.) Wondering what happened to Jayne Middlemiss' t.v career and how long it will be ,before she's a contestant on a reality show.
