BB FANS

No need to be shot
The sheep's been got

That stupid beast
Should've been at least
A bit more careful
Of what's under the wool

But what can we hear?
It's lound and clear
More like a squeal
Than a lamb meal

Everything's alright
Sheep can sleep tight
He sat on a pig
Wearing a wooly wig

Brilliant fun
reading little sheep and big bum!

Big bum is our chum
He's so hip we give him lip

you give a good fight
but it's me that is right

i'll get you next time
with my superior rhyme

Another day it'll have to be
It's now time for me to flee
I'm off to rest my tired head
In my comfy little bed

i need a drink
then a shhep to sink

i'll tramp through mud
then with one big thud

i kick the sheep
down deep

The Hippo's gone mad
He's turned into a cad

Just because you're big and strong
Doesn't mean you're not wrong

As long as you are good
We'll feed you lots of food

So just watch it, mate
Or we'll have to seal your fate

i am very sorry
to put you on a lorry

send you down town
to coco the clown

to teach the trapeze
which you learn with ease

I am an acrobat,
So I've no problem with that.
I'd like to see the fat chap
Trying to do an extra lap!

He'd waddle slowly around,
Til no-one could be found:
They'd all gone home to see
What had been cooked for tea!

A little pea or something else to see on the plate
Cooked or roar who cares at all

Especially when Hippo is at stake
Or is that: Hippo is a steak???

What's that new avatar about?
You're looking rather stout.
What does the "B" stand for?
BIG or BLUE or BORE?

[ Only word I could think of to rhyme!]

Looking rather stout
have you made a mistake
Cameron is Stout
and Hippo lives in a lake

A hippo sandwich is easy to make.
All you do is simply take
One slice of bread,
One slice of cake,
Some mayonnaise,
One onion ring,
One hippopotamus,
One piece of string,
A dash of pepper--
That ought to do it.
And now comes the problem...
Biting into it!