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ADRIAN_L
 Post subject: shopping for one
PostPosted: 29 Apr 04, 12:19 
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A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, Single, huh?

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, 'How'd you guess?'

...'Because you're ugly'.
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cheekiechickie
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PostPosted: 29 Apr 04, 12:27 
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

Sorry but I can't help myself :angel:

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ADRIAN_L
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cheekiechickie wrote:
Sorry but I can't help myself


....yes - we know ;)
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BBoop
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No one else can help her either. We've all tried!
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Suzanne
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::
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cheekiechickie
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I left myself right open there didn't I...is that where i am going wrong you think ? :angel:

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