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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

The student looked up at her and surveyed her face and replied,
"Well you can't say you weren't warned."

Its joke day today

That's the sort of thing my son would say to me

I love Kids, but they dont understand half the stuff they say, my little cousin is currently going round calling everybody 'Fatty' - he thinks its hilarious, but he doesnt understand it can be hurtful and to explain that to a 3 year old makes them think its funnier!

He also swears a lot so I told him I didnt see why he did it and he'd got all the words wrong anyway, its Buckets and Broccoli, so he chose bucket and spent the rest of the day 'swearing' with me

@ niki's cousin!

My nephew was singing a song at the pub the other day

"Im a little fronty short and stout heres my fronty heres my spout"

My mum was mortified!

I should add he's turning 5 next month....the way I said atthe pub made it sound like he's about 25 and we were all sitting round supping pints!

Well I was gonna say My little cousin is 4ish and has not long started playschool which I think is where he is picking up on these rude words!!!

When my brother was young, our mother caught him and another boy making faces at an elderly, cross-eyed gentleman. Mam gave the two of them a telling off - "But he started it!" they defended...