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There is a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2
monkeys and a blond on board.
The control centre in the US calls:
"Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television
screen." He sits down and he is told to release the
pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in
engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the
monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases
the oxygen.
A few moments later the control centre calls again:
"Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television
screen." He sits down and he is told to add Carbon
Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine 3,
to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to
analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the
carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and
the analysis of solar radiation.
A little later on, headquarters calls again:
"Blond, please approach the screen." She sits
down and just as she is about to be told what to do
she says.....
"I know I know... Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything..."
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