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pantohorse
 Post subject: 12 whiskeys (2 versions)
PostPosted: 19 Jun 04, 21:40 
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It's a rough evening here in the forum, time for a little light humour. I hereby give you 2 very similar jokes for the price of one.

1.

A bloke walks into a bar and asks for 12 whiskeys. As the barmans lining them up the man knocks them back one after another.

"Hang on mate, what's the hurry?" asked the barman
"You'd be drinking this fast if you had what I had." replied the man
"What's that then?" pushed the barman
"No money"


2.

A bloke walks into a bar and asks for 12 whiskeys. As the barmans lining them up the man knocks them back one after another.

"Hang on mate, what's the hurry?" asked the barman
"I've just had my first BJ" answered the man
"congratulations," said the barman "here, let me buy you another"
"No thanks." replied the man "If the first twelve couldn't take the taste away I don't think a thirteenth will either"
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Suzanne
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

:puke: at the second one!
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pikeylass
 Post subject: Re: 12 whiskeys (2 versions)
PostPosted: 21 Jun 04, 16:38 
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pantohorse wrote:


2.

A bloke walks into a bar and asks for 12 whiskeys. As the barmans lining them up the man knocks them back one after another.

"Hang on mate, what's the hurry?" asked the barman
"I've just had my first BJ" answered the man
"congratulations," said the barman "here, let me buy you another"
"No thanks." replied the man "If the first twelve couldn't take the taste away I don't think a thirteenth will either"


ROFL!!!!
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pantohorse
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PostPosted: 21 Jun 04, 17:50 
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I only hear those kind of jokes in a pub. ::lol::

You only have CheekiChickie to blame for encouraging me to put it in. My hands are clean :D
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::lol:: ::lol::
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