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Why would I be there to hand over the cheque? There's a big thing with lights on that appears to suck the money out of Biggie's bank account and spit it into the winner's account. Takes a while to chew it though, unlike the representation on screen.

I sense maybe a little teeny weeny sense of irony + jaded outlook when I read that answer.

If I'm wrong I'm open for correction my dear friend

Sorry pantohorse - had a heavy afternoon!

Sounds interesting Cameron!

Cameron do you think BB5 has gone abit to far and would you of been able to cope if you was in the house this year instead of last?

It depends what you mean by a bit too far. I would LOVE to be there this year - Big Brother is one of the biggest experiences of anybody's life (ok, so I'm not a Dad yet...) and I think this year will be no different for those involved.

Cameron, on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest) how annoying would you say I am?

1. So far.

What do you mean 'So Far' ? Sounds like you're expecting me to get worse

But then you knew I was fishing for compliments, so I'll return the favour and say what a wonderful bloke I think you are and it's such a shame I haven't a sister I could offer you.

Sisters are not for offering around to mates!!!

I do apologise Cameron, here, have this goat instead

Goat? Surely there are enough of them around Scotland if Cameron wanted one.

Mind you it'd keep his new lawn cut. How is the garden going Cameron?

Brilliant thanks! Grass is growing like a weed - oh yeh, it IS a weed... It's looking great - and because I'm away for a few days at a time, I usually see a big difference when I come home. Not long now till I'll need a new mower.

Apparantly this is exactly what happens when I've been drinking. So, when tomorrow night comes you'll all be prepared.

its not big and its not clever to brag about drinking panto......to coin a phrase