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This is an old joke that maybe lurking about already. But I want to post it and you guys aint going to stop me, see, see (I've just turned into Edward G. Robinson for some unknown reason)
There was these two lunatics, see, they just escaped from the asylum. They're making there way across the roof tops when the come across a break in the buildings.
The first lunatic, he was brave, see, he jumped the two foot gap with no problem. The other lunatic was scared, she thought she might fall if she jumped.
So the other lunatic had a bright idea and he said "Look, I have a torch. If I shine it across you could walk across the beam of light."
"What?" exclaimed the other lunatic "Do you think I'm F***ing crazy? Half way across you'll turn the torch off."
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