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PostPosted: 03 Jul 04, 3:18 
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After the 9pm channel 4 show ended, I switched to E4 to see more reactions in the house, but had to wait about 20 minutes as it runs behind....anyway, Dan started to tell a joke about a bra and a pair of jump leads (I think) go into a bar....then Davina interrupted him and announced Marco was evicted, so I didn't get to hear the rest of the joke.
Anyone know it? :-?

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PostPosted: 03 Jul 04, 3:44 
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Just googled the first line and came up with this:

A bra, a battery and a set of jump leads walk into a bar.

The battery and the jump leads take a seat whilst the bra goes up to the bar.

The bra says to the barman "Afternoon pal, three pints of Stella please"

"Sorry mate" says the barman "I can't serve you"

"Why not?", the bra says.

"Coz you're off your tits and your mates look like they're going to start something"



:zzz:
HD: Disappointed!

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::lol:: I have heard that one before, good huh???
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I've tried telling this joke at work 3 time at work. First two times I cocked it up and didn't get a laugh, third time I got the reaction I wanted. Remind me to thank Dan for that joke (and kick him swiftly at the same time for making me look like a total wally)

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PostPosted: 09 Jul 04, 19:01 
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HappyDaiz wrote:
:zzz:
HD: Disappointed!


::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: That made me laugh more than the joke. :-?

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