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Hope this hasn't been done already.

1. A kind size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 3 bedroom house about 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on a nylon duster and then run over it with roller skates, they can ignite.

3. A 3 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke and lots of it.

5. A six year old can start a fire with flint rock even though a 36 year old says it can only be done in the movies.

6. Certain bits of lego will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old.

7. Play dought and microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

8. Super glue is forever.

9. No matter how much jelly you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

10. Pool filters don't like jelly.

11. Bin bags do not make good parachutes.

12. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving and are very expensive to remove.

13. You probably do not want to know what that smell really is.

14. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

15. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

16. It will however make cats dizzy.

17. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

18. 60% of men who read this will try mixing bleach with brake fluid.

That last one is so true

Now that you mention it CC.

ok funny child story coming up. I heard this thankfully it wasn't my child this time!

a little boy was in the bath and asked why his willy was small. His mum explained that just as his hands, feet etc all grow as he gets taller so would his willy. End of discussion....or so mum thought. A few days later the mother was talking to the church organist. The conversation went like this

"he's tall isn't he mummy?"
"yes he is tall"
"I bet he has a HUGE willy mummy!"

the mother was I was